ARE SY A WERE Wot? Would you like to find out? There are several simple tests. that you can use to determine if you are a werewolf. * Go you enjoy meat such a5 porkchops, ham, chicken, beef, or fish? * Do you get along well with dogs? * Jo you have ah exceptionally good sense of smell? * Do you have problems with fleas? Yo you prefer to eat your hamburgers without the bun? Po you hate cats? Yo you howl when you hear sirens? Qo you you drool in your sleep? Is there a lot of hair in your bathtub? * Yo you wake up feeling really full sometimes? * Jo you wake up in strange places? * Do you like to walk through the forest? * Do you get excited when you see the moon? * Do you dream of chasing rabbits? * Do you love when people scratch your back? * Jo you get cravings for steak cooked rare? +e ee If you have any of these symptoms, you may wish to consult your family physician (not that they'll help you or anything).