Created by: Juber Paul Saladaga

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 Why does the sun lighten
our hair, but darken our skin?
 Why can't women
put on mascara
with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue
stick to the inside
of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see
the headline
Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why is abbreviated
such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
 Why is it that to stop
Windows 98, you have to
click on Start?
 Why is the man
who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why is the third hand
on the watch called
a second hand?
Why is the time of day
with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
 If you throw a cat
out of the car window,
does it become kitty litter?
 If you take an Asian person
and spin him
around several times
does he become disoriented?
 Is it OK to use
the AM radio after noon?
What do people in China
call their good plates?
 What hair color
do they put on the
driver's license of a bald man?
Why do they sterilize
the needle for
lethal injections?
Why is it called tourist season
if we can't shoot at them?
 Why do you need a
driver's license to buy
liquor when you
can't drink and drive?
 If the 7-11 is open
24 hours a day,
365 days a year,
why does it have
locks on the door?
You know that indestructible
black box that is
used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the
whole plane out of it?
 If they squeeze olives
to get olive oil, how do they
get baby oil?
 If you are driving at the
speed of light and
you turn your headlights on,
what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots
on the keypad of
a drive-up ATM?
 Why is it that when you
transport something by car
it is called shipment,
but when you transport
something by ship
it's called cargo?
 Why don't sheep
shrink when it rains?
 Why are they called
apartments when they
are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite
of progress?
 If flying is so safe,
why do they call the
airport the terminal?
Why is it that doctors
call what they do
practice?
Why is it that rain drops
but snow falls?