THE MOOSE SONG [C Bb F Gm] VERSE 1

by: Dennis Bayazitov

Sitting, here, alone, I think about [C] All of the things that I didnt get right [Gm] Scared, and, insecure [C] To go on, without a fight [Gm] Life is short, I here it all the time [C] Still not done, yet so much more to lose [Bb] I dont know what step to take next [F] Before I get, confronted by the moose [Gm7] [C A F - Gm7] PRE CHORUS 1 All of this isnt just a joke you waste your time on [C] Gotta buckle down, start using your head, cause [Eb] One minute you are here, and the other you are not [F] Attending to your bladder, killed by a moose instead [Eb] [C Eb Bb F] CHORUS Getting trampled by a moose, as you take your final piss [C] It could all end at any given time [Gm7] Oh so dont, piss it all a [Bb] Way! [F] Getting trampled by a moose, as you take your final piss [C] It could all end at any given time [Gm7] Oh so dont, piss it all a [Bb] Way! [F] [C Bb F Gm]

VERSE 2 Conversing and laughing in the company of friends [C] Oh, I just needed to urinate [Gm] I went to the washroom to relieve myself [C] Little did I know I would be meeting my fate [Gm] Approaching the can oh, I got a bad vibe [C] I did not need no, no hurting that day, but I [Bb] Persevered, to complete the task at hand [F] My venture to the washroom wouldnt go-o my way [Gm7] [C A F - Gm7] PRE CHORUS 2 This moose; it is good. This moose; it is time [C] Not accidental, yet surpassing all fright [Eb] A constant reminder, haunting your dreams [F] It will catch up; engulf you into the night [Eb] [C Eb Bb F] CHORUS Getting trampled by a moose, as you take your final piss [C] It could all end at any given time [Gm7] Oh so dont, piss it all a [Bb] Way! [F] Getting trampled by a moose, as you take your final piss [C] It could all end at any given time [Gm7] Oh so dont, piss it all a [Bb] Way! [F] [C Bb F Gm]

INSTRUMENTAL SOLO BRIDGE All that, I have, done, summoned it [F] I guess this is what happens, when I hold back [Cm] Representation of my, unrelenting doubt [Eb] Comprehending my limits, but when does it attack? [Cm7] Such a daunting adversary, yet not a foe [F] Hypothetical in nature, symbolic in meaning [Db] Get yourself together, for thats what it wants [Bb] Far too easy to exist, perhaps I am dreaming? [Cm7] [F D Bb - Cm7] PRE CHORUS 3 Life isnt short; it is longest thing one faces [C] The moose is just a complication [Eb] A metaphor for my failure of a drive [F] Inexplicably a token of my subconscious frustration [Eb] [C Eb Bb F] CHORUS (Freely, with expression) (Slow Down) Getting trampled by a moose, as you take your final piss [C] It could all end at any given time [Gm7] Oh so dont, piss it all a [Bb] Way! [F] Getting trampled by a moose, as you take your final piss [C] It could all end at any given time [Gm7] Oh so dont, piss it all a [Bb] Way! [F]