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written by Sean Fitzpatrck

REVISION 39 Scripped scripped.com March 11, 2013 Copyright (c) 2013 Sean Fitzpatrck All Rights Reserved

INT. ROOM - AFTERNOON SEAN Coke is the better soda. It's just a fact of life. MARIUS Pepsi. Pep-Si. Coke is just outdated. SEAN Green and red are the best two colours in the spectrum. MARIUS Yellow and blue. Better than any two other colours. SEAN Steak is just... the best meat. There's really no contest. MARIUS Chicken is so versatile! You can use it for everything. Fried, baked, sandwiched, wrapped... SEAN Star Wars is amazing. I can't even describe. MARIUS Star Trek is a much better science-fiction series. SEAN Eminem is a massive tool. There is no worse artist on the face of this planet. I'd rather rip out and eat my toenails than listen to one of his songs. MARIUS Eminem is the best rapper ever. If I had a disease, I feel like it would be cured just by listening to him. SEAN I can't even begin to explain how superior Windows is to Apple. It's just laughable that you would even be arguing with me.

2. MARIUS Windows is for people who stifle creativity. Apple is for free spirits. SEAN Football is just more entertaining! Soccer can be so boring to watch sometimes, I feel like I'm gonna fall asleep. MARIUS Football is just a couple of people chasing a ball while others tackle themselves, and why do they even call it "football" when they barely even use their feet!? SEAN AND MARIUS Respect the opinions of others. Don't force your beliefs onto people who don't want to follow them. Be tolerant.