21 Things You Never Want To

Hear During Surgery

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 21 Things You Never Want To
Hear During Surgery
1. What the heck is that?!
2. Ooops!
3. We have to hurry, my flight leaves at 3.
4. Has anyone here used one of these before?
5. Wait a minute! That's not her gallbladder!
6. Now which side did we say? Left or right?
7. Boy! I haven't done this in a long, long time.
8. I'm starting to think that this whole thing is just a
waste of time.
9. I hope this guy has life insurance.
10. In about 2 minutes, we might need to charge up
those paddles.
11. Is this lady a full code?
12. Hi, I'm Bill, are you the new surgeon?

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 13. Of course this ethical!
14. I don't understand ... This didn't happen in the
video
15. We're technically not supposed to smoke in here.
16. See! That's why I hate coming here to operate!
Every single piece of equipment is crap. It's just
not safe.
17. I see dead people.
18. I'm kind of excited, the last time I performed
one of these I was a resident.
19. Welp, there's a first time for everything.
20. I had a bad feeling about this case, but that tarot
card reader made me feel much better, and here
I am.
21. It's alright... Go ahead... He's asleep.

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