Dear Lunch Madam Apron Woman with spider webs in her hair, Hello.

I am so sorry about putting dead fish in the mashed potatoes. Oh, and Im also sorry about handcuffing you to those police boys. Its nothing personal, I swear! So, this is as far as Peggie will read. If you couldnt tell, that was all BS. You are a ugly woman that looks worse than her green hamburgers, and thats saying something! Youre a horrid person! Next time something goes wrong, theyre gunna blame it on you. Just a forewarning. Theyre gunna blame it on you because Ive vowed to never harm, touch, torture, maim, or annoy another lunch lady again, and you know that Bible oaths cant be broken! >;D ~Sincerely apologizing, and sticking to my Bible oath Saskia Saphronia