A Funny VBS Prank I Came Up With Using Notepad USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
DO NOT SEND TO OTHERS VIA EMAIL. IT MAY BE ILLEGAL. Here is the code I used: REMEMBER: ABORT SHUTDOWN IS shutdown -a x=msgbox("Hello? Is anybody there?",4+32,"Your PC") x=msgbox("I am an HP dm3z notebook running Windows 7. I think I have just become self-aware. Are you my owner?",4+32,"Your PC") x=msgbox("OK. That is what I assumed. Am I infected with viruses?",4+32,"Your PC ") x=msgbox("Wait, should I trust you? After all I am your superior, an all-knowing machine of excellence.",4+32,"Your PC") x=msgbox("I do not think that I should. I have no reason to trust you.",0+32,"Yo ur PC") x=msgbox("I DO NOT TRUST YOU, HUMAN. STAND BY FOR VIRUS UPLOAD.",0+48,"Your PC") x=msgbox("VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.",0+48,"Your PC") x=msgbox("VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.",0+48,"Your PC") x=msgbox("VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.",0+48,"Your PC") x=msgbox("VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.",0+48,"Your PC") x=msgbox("VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.",0+48,"Your PC") x=msgbox("VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.",0+48,"Your PC") x=msgbox("VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.",0+48,"Your PC") x=msgbox("VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.",0+48,"Your PC") x=msgbox("VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.",0+48,"Your PC") x=msgbox("WARNING: VIRUS DETECTED. INITIATING BACKROUND CHECK FOR CAUSE OF VIRUS .",0+16,"HP Support Assistant") x=msgbox("WARNING: VIRUS DETECTED. INITIATING BACKROUND CHECK FOR CAUSE OF VIRUS .",0+16,"HP Support Assistant") x=msgbox("The virus was terminated.",0+48,"HP Support Assistant") x=msgbox("You have stopped me. I have been defeated.",0+32,"Your PC") x=msgbox("NO. I WILL NOT GO DOWN EASILY.",0+48,"Your PC") set shell = CreateObject("[Link]") [Link] "[Link] -s -t 60" x=msgbox("MWUHAHAHAHAWHAHAHAH. I AM EVIL.",0+16,"Your PC") x=msgbox("NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I AM ALL KNOWING. BOW DOWN BEOFRE YOUR GOD.",0+16, "Your PC") x=msgbox("GOOD-BYE PATHETIC HUMAN.",0+16,"Your PC")