Four Catholic mothers

Four catholic mothers sit together over a cup of coffee and try to impress each other with the importance of their sons.

Says the first one:

My son is a Priest. When he enters a room, people say

Father
to him.

Says the second:

Nice. But my son is a bishop. Whenever he enters a room, people say :

Your Excellency

The third mother, proudly:

I dont want to brag, but my son is a Cardinal. When he enters the room, people say:

Your Eminence

The fourth quietly sips her coffee. The others look to her, questioningly.
Finally she says:

My son is a wonderful 1meter 95 tall, musculous stripper. Whenever he enters a room all people gasp for air and say:"

Oh, my God!