Funny jokes

?Q: Why did the chicken cross the road

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible

?Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice

.A: Because it was a double-crosser

?Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road

.A: To take over the other side

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I am the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO'S THERE

CARGOES

CARGOES WHO?

CARGOES BEEP BEEP !

"Knock, knock" "who's there?" "Do!" "do who?" do me a favor
dummy, open the door?

?Why do fish live in salt water

!Because pepper makes them sneeze

? Why did the ram fall over the cliff

!He didn't see the ewe turn

?Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea

!Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels