Teacher: Name Gandhiji's Son. Tamilian student: Dineshan ! Teacher: What Rubbish ? Yangry Tamilian student: Whadd rubbish?!!

Phrom KG onwayrds we have been dold daat Gandhiji is THE FATHER OF DINESHAN @@@ What Is Self Insult ? . . BOSS ( gusse se ): Tumne Kabhi GADHA Dekha Hai ?' . . Employee ( Head Down) : No Sir.... . . . . . . . BOSS: Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho ? Look At ME .. @@@ An Engineering student failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with professor. Engg:Sir, Can I ask u one que? Prof: Yes. Engg: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u h ave to give me "A". Professor agreed. Boy asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?" Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer. He had to finally give up as he really did not know. He gave the boy his "A". The following day, professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one student. He answered: Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical. Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not lega l.

Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an "A", dis is neither logical nor legal. Engg madhosh,Professor behosh :D:D @@@ Gandhi after his death:"How are da 3 monkeys ??? . . . Chitrgupt: "All r doing well.. Andha: "kanoon ban gaya.. Behra: "sarkar ban gaya & . . . Gunga: "Sabse mast hai, Aajkal PM bana hai... :P @@@