Limericks In a castle that had a deep moat Lived a chicken a duck and a goat.

They wanted to go out And wander about But all they needed was a boat. There once was a man from Bombay who wore on his head a toupee. He thought that he might give friends a delight and remove his toupee for a day. There was a farmer from Leeds, Who ate six packets of seeds, It soon came to pass, He was covered with grass, And he couldn't sit down for the weeds! There was an Old Lady of Chertsey, Who made a remarkable curtsey; She twirled round and round, Till she sunk underground, Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.