DOWN HOME BREAKFAST

Served ALL DAY Every dang-old Day

Served WEEKDAYS 11am to 8pm

SANDWICHES

DINER-STYLE PLATES
Served WEEKDAYS 11am to 3pm

FRIED EGG BREAKFAST SANDWICH 4.80

Choose your bread: Texas Toast, Daves Killer Bread or Gluten-Free Choose your two additions: Cheddar, Swiss, Cream Cheese, Sausage Patty, Fried Ham, Fried Bologna, Veggie Sausage add 1.40 Tomato, House Pickles, Grilled Onion

THE TAMPA CUBAN

BIRMINGHAM MEAT-N-THREE

Mojo Criollo House Roasted Pork, Ham, Genoa Salami, Swiss, House Pickles, Yellow Mustard on French roll. Pressed. 7.90

Mojo Criollo House Roasted Pork, Mustard Slaw, Baked Cheesy Grits, Collard Greens, Homemade Biscuit 9.70

THE CHARLESTON

THE MAYBERRY (GF) (V) THE FLORIDA CRACKER

BISCUIT BITCH Biscuit and Gravy SPECIALTIES

Straight-Up Bitch- Biscuit and Sausage Gravy or
Vegetarian/Gluten-Free Shitake Mushroom Gravy 6.00

Mojo Criollo House Roasted Pork, Carolina Mustard Slaw on toasted French Roll 7.80

Baked Cheesy Grits, Shitake Mushroom Gravy, Collard Greens 7.90 Homemade Biscuit topped with Mojo Criollo House Roasted Pork, Egg over Easy, Hot Sauce 7.90 Make your lunch Gluten-Free! Substitute Gluten-Free Bread for Bread or Biscuit on any menu item at no charge. (V) = Vegetarian (GF) = Gluten-Free

THE SEATTLE PO BOY

Louisiana Hot Sausage, Cream Cheese, Grilled Onion, House Pickles, Tomato, Carolina Mustard Slaw on toasted French Roll 7.40

THE AUSTIN

Fried Bologna, Cheddar, Mayo, Potato Chips on grilled Texas Toast Garlic Bread. Side of Mustard Slaw, House Pickles, Sliced Tomato & Pickled Jalapenos 7.70

Easy Bitch- Biscuit and Gravy topped with 2 Eggs Over Easy 7.20

ROYAL MEMPHIS
Maple Peanut Butter, Banana, crispy Bacon grilled on Texas Toast or Daves Killer Bread. (Substitute Veg Bacos no charge) 6.00

Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch - Biscuit and Gravy, Eggs & Grits
smothered in Cheese 7.90

THE ASHEVILLE (V)

Served WEEKDAYS 11am to 3pm

VEGETARIAN SIDES (ALL GLUTEN-FREE)

Baked Cheesy Grits Collard Greens Carolina Mustard Slaw

2.80 each

Hot Mess Bitch- Biscuit and Gravy, Eggs and Grits smothered in

Cheese, topped with a Grilled Louisiana Hot Link and Jalapenos 10.80

Black-Eyed Pea Hummus, Tomato, melted Swiss topped with Collard Greens. Toasted French Roll. Side of Carolina Mustard Slaw 7.50

Cheesy Pork n Bitch- Biscuit and Gravy smothered with Cheese

and Crispy Crumbled Bacon 7.40

SAVANNAH BRUNCH ROLL (V)

2-Egg Omelet, Melted Swiss or Cheddar, Tomato, Onion. Toasted French Roll. 6.30 (Add fried ham or Collard Greens 1.40) WELL LOOKY HERE MA, ITS A QR CODE THINGAMAJIGGY SO WE CAN LIKE BISCUIT BITCH ON FACEBOOK EASIER THAN SLIDING BACKWARDS OFF A GREASED LOG!

Smokin Hot Bitch- Biscuit and Gravy smothered in Cheese and

topped with a Grilled Louisiana Hot Link & Jalapenos 8.90

GLUTEN-FREE HOUSEMADE TREATS

GLUTEN-FREE PEANUT BUTTER BARS GLUTEN-FREE OATMEAL PIES FOOD COURTS GLUTEN-FREE, VEGAN COOKIES
Chocolate Chip or Peanut Butter

Smokin Hot Seattle Bitch- Biscuit and Gravy topped with a NO GRAVY BITCHES

Grilled Louisiana Hot Link, Cream Cheese and Grilled Onion 8.90

Bitchwich-(V) Biscuit Sandwich with Egg, Cheese and Sausage, Ham

or Bacon 5.40 Egg & Cheese only (V) 4.20

Bitch Diner Breakfast- 2 Eggs, Fried Ham or Sausage Patties

served with a Big-Ass Biscuit with butter and jam 7.20

Canadian Bitch- Biscuit, Maple Peanut Butter, Bacon, Eh? 5.30 Buttered Up Bitch(V)- Biscuit with Butter and Jam 2.80 Nutty Bitch (V)- Biscuit, Banana, Nutella 5.30

Sweet or Unsweetened Tea, Peach, Blackberry or Arnold Palmer ( Lemonade, Tea)

SOUTHERN-STYLE Fresh Brewed Iced Tea Just 2.50 Any Size!

Make your Bitch Veggie or GF by substituting Morningstar Farms Veg Sausage Patties (1.40) for meat or Gluten-Free Bread (N/C) for toast or Biscuit on any item . Our Shitake Mushroom Gravy is both Vegetarian and Gluten-Free!

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