The Flatmates episode 196, from BBC Learning English

A-See you tomorrow, bye!

//oi ~ t~O~Y/ |oI (!)//
B-Oh! Where are you off to?
//~Y(!) ec~ ~ u: ~| tu (?)//
A-Just nipping upstairs for a bit.
//oZot vItIN totc~, |~ ~ |It//
B-Ooh, getting you knuckles rapped by matron?
//u:/ ctIN ~ vk, {tt |oI cItv (?)//
A-What?
//eOt(?)//
B-Ohshe probably just want to have a little chat about your attitude. I ll be no deal, dont worry.
//~Y Ei tO|i oZ~ot eOvt t~= ~ It tE{t ~|oYtE~ {tItu:o/It |i v~Y |I oI~/ocYvt ei//
A-My attitude?
//oi {tItu:o (?)//
B-Apparently Doctor Laver gets on very well with everyone here- except you.
//~t{~vti oOkt~ cI=~ cto Ov =ci ec eIA c=iev qI~/Ikoctt u://
A-I am completely professional in my dealings with all colleagues and superiors in this hospital.
//oI ~ k~ti:ti t~|cEv Iv o: oi:IN, eIA O kOi:, ~v outI~i~, Iv AIo qOotIt//
B-Alice I know its none of my business but arent you still carrying a bit of torch for dear Doctor Laver.
//{Io oI v~Y Ito vv ~= oI |I,v~o |~t o:vtEu otI k{iIN ~ |It ~= tO:tE |~ oI~ oOkt~ cI=~//
A-Youre absolutely right Nurse Molly, it is none of your business! Finally!
//~ {|o~u:ti oIt v3:o Oi / It I, vv ~= ~ |I,v~o (!) / |oIv~i (!)//
C-Oh! Look who it is.
//~Y(!)Yk qu It I,//
A & B-Doctor Laver...
//oOkt~ cI=~//
C-Going up nurse?
//~YIN t v3:o(?)//