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What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?

Answer: a coat of paint

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?


Answer: an umbrella

What's full of holes but still holds water?


Answer: a sponge

What building has the most stories?


Answer: A Library

Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
Answer: an eye

My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe.
Answer: A candle

What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?


Answer: A garbage truck

What is the best month for a parade?


Answer: March

September 29, 2003 What's white when its dirty?


Answer: A blackboard

June 16, 2003 Six glasses are in a row. The first three are full of juice; the second three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so empty and full glasses alternate?
Answer: Pour the juice from the second glass into the fifth glass.

May 15, 2003 Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
Answer: The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.

March 30, 2003 When is your mind like a rumpled bed?


Answer: When it is not made up.

March 16, 2003 What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
Answer: holes

Feb. 20 2003 What is it that everybody does at the same time?


Answer: grow older

Jan. 20 2003 Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away all my letters, and I would remain the same. What am I?
Answer: The postman (mailman)

Jan.14 2003 A doctor and a nurse have a baby boy. But the boy's father is not the doctor and the mother is not the nurse. How can it be?
Answer: The doctor is the mother (female doctor) and the nurse is the father (male nurse).

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