<DIV></DIV>Indian nursery rhymes <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>Laloo Bhai bihari <DIV></DIV>Went up the pahari <DIV></DIV>To fetch a bail for court

order <DIV></DIV>Laloo fell down <DIV></DIV>And lost his crown <DIV></DIV>But Rabri reigned thereafter. <DIV></DIV>________________________________ <DIV></DIV>Laxman laxman <DIV></DIV>Yes pappa <DIV></DIV>eating money <DIV></DIV>no pappa <DIV></DIV>telling lies <DIV></DIV>no pappa <DIV></DIV>open yr drawer <DIV></DIV>ha ha ha <DIV></DIV>________________________________ <DIV></DIV>samata party is falling down <DIV></DIV>falling down <DIV></DIV>falling down <DIV></DIV>samata party is falling down <DIV></DIV>falling down <DIV></DIV>falling down <DIV></DIV>my fair jaitley (jaya) <DIV></DIV>________________________________ <DIV></DIV>Wha Wha Black Sheep <DIV></DIV>Have you pulled the wool? <DIV></DIV>Yes sir, Yes sir, <DIV></DIV>Three bags full. <DIV></DIV>One for my father, <DIV></DIV>One for my dame, <DIV></DIV>And one for the CBI <DIV></DIV>Crying in the lane. <DIV></DIV>__________________________________ <DIV></DIV>Little Miss Bharti, <DIV></DIV>Did a Maha-arti, <DIV></DIV>So the BJP would always hold sway. <DIV></DIV>There came a big BSP With Mayavati its USP. <DIV></DIV>And frightened Miss Bharti away. <DIV></DIV>________________________________ <DIV></DIV>Little Lal Advani <DIV></DIV>Sat with his TV vahini <DIV></DIV>Taking his party's rai <DIV></DIV>He stuck out hist humb, <DIV></DIV>hoping to pull out the plum, <DIV></DIV>And said, 'Can I have a slice of Vaj-pie?' <DIV></DIV>____________________________________ <DIV></DIV>Batsman-bowler sat on the ball. <DIV></DIV>Batsman-bowler had a great fall, <DIV></DIV>All the bookies' cookies, <DIV></DIV>All the bribers' men, <DIV></DIV>Couldn't put Indian cricket together again. <DIV></DIV>____________________________________ <DIV></DIV>Bankers and ministers

<DIV></DIV>Sold for a penny <DIV></DIV>All the swindlers are so many <DIV></DIV>The envy's green <DIV></DIV>And the CBI red's <DIV></DIV>Nail them all, and get <DIV></DIV>their head, head, head.