If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates: Cockroach: Managed to skip from some

one s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lif estyle! :P Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don t even remember :D ... Mosquito: I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/ Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC . Love you all ? Octopus: I have just refilled my ink..horray!! ^_^ Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu WTF!! :X Goat : Friends, don t go out, Eid holiday is coming :'( Pig writes a comment on Goat s status: "Luckily I am haram" |4 likes (Y)| Goat replies: "Don t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?