Kris: Hi Bimb! Heckler: Bimb? Whats Bimb mama? Kris: Aha-ha-ha.

Aminin mo Heckler, may recall ang TVC namin ni Bimby. Heckler: Whats recall mama? Kris: Stop it! Gosh! Hindi bagay sa yo promise! Heckler: Sige na nga! What brings you here? Kris: Wala lang. Just wanted to say hello to your readers! Alam ko namang kapag ako ang topic mo, dumodoble sa unique hits ang blog mo. O, dont deny! Aha-ha-ha! Pero di naman ako magtatagal. I have to tape pa for KrisTV and then a meeting with UN people. Heckler: Uy! Congratulations nga pala for being the newest United Nations High Commission on Refugees Goodwill Ambassador. Ikaw na talaga! Kris: Thanks but let me clarify something! Angelina Jolie is the UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador. I am one of four honorary patrons. You talaga Heckler! Palpak ang research mo. Para kang si Jojo Robles ng Manila Standard Today! Hay naku! Think before you write! Heckler: Whats the exact title again? Honorary matron? Kris: Patron!!! Helloooooo! Mukha ba kong matrona! Im only 40 noh! Kainis ka! Heckler: Sorry po! I have a question nga pala Kris. You were quoted to have said na ayaw mo na sa guwapo, right? Kris: Uh-huh. Heckler: Tanong: May pag-asa na ba sa yo si Mayor Junjun Binay? Kris: You are so mean! Grabe ka! I swear! Wala akong sinabing pangit si Junjun huh! Heckler: Bakit? May sinabi ba akong pangit siya? Kris: Hellllow! Implied! Heckler: Helllllow! Defensive! Kris: Hay naku, late na ako sa taping! Ciao! Heckler: Whats ciao mama? Hahaha Kris: Ewan ko sa yo! Bye! KRISSY: Hi Bimb! BIMBY: Mama news time! KRISSY: Did you see the report on the massacre of 19+ soldiers in Basilan Bimb? BIMBY: Whats massacre mama? KRISSY: Massacre. Its when you attack the other side despite the ongoing peace talks and existing ceasefire. Kaya demoralized ang mga soldiers. BIMBY: Whats demoralized mama? KRISSY: Demoralized. Its when the Commander in Chief prematurely berates the soldiers instead of condemning the atrocity committed by the rebels. Buti na lang kumambyo. BIMBY: Whats kumambyo mama? KRISSY: Its when the Commander in Chief realizes his folly and softens on his no all-out war stance. BIMBY: Whats all out war mama? KRISSY: All out war. Its when they step up their attack against the Arroyos but not against the MILF to achieve all out justice. BIMBY: Whats MILF mama? KRISSY: MILF? Depends on the context. Aha-ha-ha! Lets not even go there Bimb. Drink your milk na. BIMBY: I want to play first mama. KRISSY: Gosh! Is that a toy gun Bimby? Get rid of that! Give that to me! BIMBY: No mama. This is my area of temporary stay. I can do whatever I want here mama. KRISSY: Nakakaloka! May choice ba ako? Sige na nga, drink this milk na lang para youll grow up siksik. BIMBY: Whats siksik mama? KRISSY: Siksik like your Tita Shawie. BIMBY: You dont really like her mama. KRISSY: Whaaat??? Thats not true! BIMBY: Its true mama. KRISSY: What are you talking about? Love, love, love ko si Sharon. BIMBY: Youre so showbiz mama. KRISSY: Stop it Bimb! Ipinapahamak mo ko! Dedo 19+ See the difference!