SEEKING SUBURBIA "Birthday Reds - Pilot"

written by Elizabeth S. Layton A vampire Queen becomes bored with her long life of endless parties and sets out to pursue the suburban life she sees on a late night cable television channel.

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DRAFT NAME 02 10, 2012

ii. SEEKING SUBURBIA "Birthday Reds - Pilot" CAST LAUNA................................................. KAT DENNINGS GREGOR................................................ TARAN KILLAM NINA......................................................... ACTOR CHARACTER NAME............................................... ACTOR CHARACTER NAME............................................... ACTOR CHARACTER NAME............................................... ACTOR GUEST CAST HEAD #2............................................... DANNY DEVITO

iii. SEEKING SUBURBIA "Birthday Reds - Pilot" SETS

Teaser, Scene A

- Vampire Castle Living Room

Act One, Scene B Act Two, Scene C

- Vampire Castle Living Room - Vampire Castle Living Room

TEASER FADE IN: INT. VAMPIRE CASTLE LIVING ROOM - NIGHT (LAUNA, GREGOR, NINA) LAUNA, 3999 YEARS OLD WITH THE PHYSICAL BEAUTY OF A VOLUPTUOUS 27 YEAR OLD, LAYS ACROSS HER LARGE CHASE LOUNGE WATCHING A 100 INCH TELEVISION SCREEN WHILE GREGOR, 235, TALL AND THIN, SITS ON THE FLOOR AND RUBS HER FEET. GREGOR Really Madame, must we watch these horribly dull shows again tonight? Lets to out for a bite instead. LAUNA Gregor please just do what I pay you to do. Besides, in three nights time I will be 4000 years old. This is a huge years change for a queen. NINA, 29, SHORT AND ROUND WITH BRIGHT RED HAIR, ENTERS THE ROOM PANTING AS SHE STRUGGLES TO PUSH A LARGE DINING CART WITH A VERY LARGE SILVER COVER INTO THE ROOM. NINA Madame, your meal is finally here. NINA WAVES AT GREGOR TO COME HELP HER WITH THE LID. GREGOR AND NINA REMOVE THE LID AND NINA GROANS AS SHE STRUGGLES WITH HER END. GREGOR Nina, youre such a human. NINA (Glaring) And youre such a Gregor. FADE OUT. TEASER END.

"Epidode Title" ACT ONE

2.

FADE IN:

INT. VAMPIRE CASTLE LIVING ROOM - NIGHT (LAUNA, GREGOR, NINA, THREE HUMAN HEADS) LAUNA HOPS OFF THE CHASE LOUNGE AND STRIDES TO THE LARGE CART. SHE WALKS BY PULLING UP EACH OF THE HEADS, THAT ARE STICKING UP FROM THE TRAY, BY THE CHIN. LAUNA (sighs at Nina) Delivery just isnt what it once was, since the 1970s. NINA Thats a little before my time. GREGOR Everything is before your time. LAUNA SLUMPS BACK ONTO THE CHASE LOUNGE, PICKS UP THE REMOTE CONTROL, AND TURNS UP THE VOLUME. A SCENE FROM THE BRADY BUNCH APPEARS ON THE LARGE TELEVISION SCREEN. CAROL BRADY IS HOLDING A PRESENT AND THE BRADYS OUR VERY EXCITED BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL GOING TO HAWAII. LAUNA That is the type of fun I desire, Gregor. A husband, trips, a suburban home, and funny cute children. GREGOR (chuckling) Yes, Madame and I desire to be the boyfriend of Hugh Jackman. We all have our delusional fantasies. BACK TO THE SCENE FROM THE BRADY BUNCH WITH THE FAMILY GETTING OF THE PLANE IN HAWAII. FADE OUT. END OF ACT ONE.

"Epidode Title" FADE IN: ACT TWO INT. VAMPIRE CASTLE LIVING ROOM - NIGHT (LAUNA, GREGOR, NINA, THREE HUMAN HEADS) NINA STANDS NEXT TO THE CART OF HEADS AND THE HEADS ARE LOOKING FRANTICALLY AT EACH OTHER. NINA Madame, what do you want me to do with your meal? LAUNA Ugh. Send it out to the dogs. None of it looks appealing to me. HEAD #2 Hey lady. We were promised a quick trip. Not a trip to become a meal for your killer pooches.

3.

LAUNA STANDS WITH AN ANGRY LOOK ON HER FACE AND ZIPS OVER TO THE TRAY. SHE LEANS OVER AND POKES HEAD #2 IN THE FOREHEAD. LAUNA I loathe when my dinner talks back to me. And you wonder, Gregor, why Im bored with my life. LAUNA WALKS TO A CAPACIOUS RED DECORATIVE STAIN GLASS WINDOW AND A FALLING STAR STRIKES ACROSS THE SKY. LAUNA (CONTD) I will find what Carol Brady was able to find. I will find my own Suburbia. FADE OUT. THE END.