The Future of North Dakota Football

Domination
Played Madden on Sega Genesis Used the Bills Rarely lost a game Was On Fire all the time Never used cheat codes Made Thurman Thomas a God

Played NCAA Football (all of them) PS2 Used Marshall University or Hawaii Won multiple NCAA Championships Recruited top class year in and year out with the Herd Nick Saban is mediocre compared to me Averaged nearly 900 yards per game with Hawaii. For real.

Some of my coaching idols

My coaching philosophy
Chuck the pigskin 4th down? Chuck the pigskin Onside kick. Never punt. Blitz every down, attacking defense. Buddy Ryan style. We will win A LOT of football games, actually, all of them We will graduate our players, well not really because theyll all be leaving early for the NFL

My Playbook

My plan
1. Recruit great players 2. Win a lot of games 3. Recruit more great players 4. Win more games

Rivals.com will run out of adjectives for my incredible recruiting abilities

College Gameday will permanently setup shop in Grand Forks

What they are saying about me

You are really good Some random guy playing football online with PS3
BOOM! John Madden I like your new hair cut! My mom Hurry up with this damn PowerPoint and lets go to Starbucks. A guy I work with Go sit on the bench, you throw passes like a girl! I wont tolerate that s----! My basketball coach when I was 5 years old

You could have this with someone else

or this with me!

Please invest in about a dozen of these trophy cases, we will fill them up faster than you can imagine

You can have the next Nick Saban or the next Lane Kiffin
Christopher McComas mccomas.chris@gmail.com