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<i>A New World enslaved.</i>

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<i>This is a land, in need of a HERO.</i>

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They call him,

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'Machete'...(echoes) Machete..!
Machete!

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<i>He knows the score.</i>

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We need a leader.

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We need a revolution.

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We need you, Machete.

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<i>He gets the space Babes.</i>

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This is all new network.

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Its all..
galacticky shit.

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Thinks he is God in Heaven.

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So, heaven must fall.

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<i>And, kills the bad guys!</i>

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<i><b>Starring, Danny Trejo.</b></i>