24 Hilarious Puns That Only English Nerds Will Understand

1. Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant?

2. But how can you tell that this question is notpregnant?

3. What would you find in Charles Dickens kitchen?

!. What happened when "ast# "resent# and $uture walked into a %ar?

&. Why are apostrophes terri%le to date?

'. (ow did Charlotte Bront) *ake it easier for e+eryone to %reathe?

,. Which dinosaur knows a lot of synony*s?

-. What s the difference %etween a cat and a co**a?

.. Why is /ohn 0ilton terri%le to in+ite to ga*e nights?

11. Why do words# phrases and punctuation keep ending up in court?

11. What happened when the +er% asked the noun to con2ugate?

12. What *akes 3Ci+il Diso%edience4 such a great essay?

13. (ow does 5oltaire like his apples?

1!. What do writers eat for %reakfast?

1&. What was 6ocrates fa+orite thing to *old?

1'. Why did 6hakespeare only write in pen?

1,. Why was 7dysseus in such a rush to get ho*e?

1-. (ow do you *ake a copyeditor +o*it?

1.. Which 13th century "ersian poet is %est to li+e with?

21. Which author is often *istaken for an artificially %uilt water source?

21. What do you call a treehouse that kids can only play in when their parents are around?

22. What was Walt Whit*an s fa+orite %reakfast cereal?

23. Why do writers constantly feel cold?

2!. 8nd what s the %est way to get an 9nglish *a2or in the *ood?