Hasna Mana Hai

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Hasna Mana Hai.......

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A sardarji rescued 6 people from a house on fire.......


but still sardarji was jailed......
as all the 6 rescued people were FIRE FIGHTERS.......
Balle balle.......

Khuda ke gharse kuch gadhe faraar ho gaye,


kuch to pakde gaye, kuch sardar ho gaye,
jo baki bache wo hamare YAAR ho gaye !!!!!

Dosti karo collegewali se,


Pyar karo officewali se,
Program karo padoswali se,
Aankh ladao sali se,
Love karo dilwali se,
Aur mar khao GHAR WALI
SE......

Sardarni : Mere irade bade nek hain, aap 1000 main ek hain.
Sardar : Mera dimag bada tez hai, kameeni pehle ye bata ki baki 999
kaun
hai !!!

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black and white patte par bar bar idhar udhar
chalte the.
Woh kya soch rahe honge .. ...
Yeh piyano bajta kyon nahin.

Positive thinking is like this.....


A little bird in the sky
U look up & it shits on your eye
U don't mind & U don't cry
U just
thank GOD that cows don't fly
Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo,
jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
piche wale ko aage na aane do,
jo aage hai unse aage
nikalo,
tabhi truck driver banoge

Teacher : akal badi ke bhains ?


Sardar : Sir, pehle dono ki date of birth to batao.

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