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Judge Blasts Case Against Kuwaiti Held at Guantanamo: Internet News Record 25/09/09 - 26/09/09
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may be footing the wedding bill is ceremony. That means the bride • Daily Buzz: Khloe Kardashian
and groom won’t officially tie the & Lamar Odom Tying the Knot, Before new games get released, The PSPgo is smaller and lighter
not confirmed at this time. than the PSP and PSP Slim. Oh,
CNN reports that Khloe knot until after they sign the the New York Fashion Week Buzz, the public gets hands-on previews
prenuptial agreement. Khloe and Emmy Award Countdown! at the Tokyo Game Show. But and it slides, too. Wired's gallery
Kardashian has agreed to film her even before the public gets in, of the new PSPgo shows it from
wedding for her reality TV show. Lamar would have to sign an
agreement before the ceremony to Wired.com gets to try playing the every sexy angle.
The wedding will be shown on a new titles during the press
preview.
Palm Pre's Price Continues to Drop; Now Only $80 at Walmart [Dealzmodo]
By Dan Nosowitz (Gizmodo) The Palm Pre already saw an news for you— Walmart's now
Submitted at 9/26/2009 10:30:00 AM online price drop to$100 at selling it for only $80. [
Amazon, but if you bought it at that price, we've got some bad EverythingPre via Engadget]
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Answer Measy's Questions, Learn Which Gadget Is Right For You [Shopping]
By Jason Chen (Gizmodo) Measy may make the process about picture quality and whether from Scrubs, when we are clearly
Submitted at 9/25/2009 7:00:00 PM easier by asking you questions. or not you can record video. more like Turk. [ Measy via Tech
All you have to do (eventually, It's a smart idea, and as long as Crunch]
Picking gadgets is hard enough when the site's launched) is fill in the questions are thorough and the
when you know about all the details like brand preference, your database of products is complete.
gadgets that are more or less in budget and Measy will throw a On the other hand, we've
the ballpark you're looking for, bunch of questions about the you'll get questions about viewing answered quizzes before, and they
but what if you're starting naked? product category at you. For TVs, angle, but for cameras, they'll ask told us we were more like Elliot
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Report: Smoking Gun
Regulatory Reform: The Pessimism Panel in Travolta Extortion
(Financial Sector and Stocks financial sector. Financial-sector hardwiring the regulatory system Geithner and Paulson ended up Case Revealed?
Analysis from Seeking Alpha) salaries are taxed at a set and giving the regulator less working. The evidence for this is
Submitted at 9/25/2009 2:14:11 PM percentage to fund the regulator’s leeway. that the stock market is up: people (ETonline - Breaking News)
salary, ensuring that the Stiglitz’s most contentious view have this idea that the stock Submitted at 9/25/2009 2:51:00 PM
I enjoyed the discussion last regulator’s salary keeps up with is probably the idea that the entire market represents the economy.
night about financial regulation financial-sector wage inflation. financial bailout was unnecessary: That’s a very dangerous People.com reports that one of
between Joe Stiglitz, Jesse He’s not a fan of the Fed, We’ve really extended the consensus forming, because the their magazine's reporters has
Eisinger, and Roberta Karmel. however, and had a good one- safety net beyond to big to fail, regulatory reforms do really seen a video tape that could be the
Stiglitz and Eisinger, especially, liner: and my view is that there’s been nothing to address too big to fail. smoking gun in the case of two
were on form. Stiglitz has an The Fed had more powers than no convincing argument that any If everybody’s thinking that these defendants accused of plotting to
interesting and rather international it used before the crisis. Saying of this was ever needed. It was gifts to Wall Street banks really extort $25 million from John
take, having chaired a panel with that we’re going to give them based on the notion of fear — that got us out of the crisis, then it’s Travolta following the death of
a typically long UN name: the even more powers not to use if you didn’t do it, the whole not really hopeful that they’ll his 16-year-old son, Jett.
Commission of Experts of the doesn’t seem to me to solve the financial set of markets would address this in any serious way. According to People, the tape
P r e s i d e n t o f t h e G e n e r a l problem. fail. Economics would have Jesse asked Joe whether he shows recorded conversations
Assembly on Reforms of the Eisinger, too, had his share of suggested that if you did a debt to thought there was more systemic (taped by Royal Bahamas Police)
International Monetary and one-liners: equity conversion, converting risk now than there was a year between Travolta's attorney and
Financial System. And Eisinger It’s a question of regulatory will long-term debt into equity, the ago. “Yes,” said Joe, “very much the two defendants, paramedic
seems to be getting increasingly to regulate. We had a problem not financial institution would be well so. Things are much worse now Tarino Lightbourn and his
curmudgeonly — a very good of deregulation but unregulation: capitalized, there would be no than they were a year ago. attorney, former Bahamian
thing too, in this world of ultra- we had somebody like Harvey reason to panic, and there would Structurally things are worse.” senator Pleasant Bridgewater.
short memory spans and massive Pitt, who had an attitude of being be more confidence in the market. If there was a problem with the People claims that the tape
releveraging. against regulation; we had Chris But those who saw an opportunity panel, it was that the lefty appears to show the defendants
Stiglitz is a fan of the Polish Cox who, as far as I can tell, had to use scare tactics to get what pessimism of Stiglitz and Eisinger trying to obtain $25 million in
framework. Poland, he says, has an attitude of pro sleep. All the they wanted did use those scare wasn’t really counterbalanced at exchange for a document, known
one overall regulator, which then structure in the world can’t really tactics, and it worked. all by anybody more constructive as the Do Not Transport form,
has separate commissions with remedy these problems. Eisinger largely agreed: about what had happened. But that Travolta reportedly signed
solid institutional knowledge for Stiglitz agreed. “The problem of There’s a crystallizing that’s fine by me: my feeling is when determining whether to
each of the areas, like insurance regulatory capture is persistent conventional wisdom, certainly that we need all the lefty have his son taken to a hospital or
and banking, which need to be and real,” he said, adding that one out of Washington, that it worked. pessimism we can get right now. an airport.
regulated. He also like the way way to address the problem is to It was ad hoc, it was messy, it was It’s our only hope at substantive
that the Poles index the salary of move to a rules-based rather than poorly planned, but in the end all regulatory reform.
the regulator to salaries in the a p r i n c i p l e s - b a s e d s y s t e m , this fumbling from Bernanke and
USB iriscope is just what you need for your next date
By Joshua Topolsky succulent USB iriscope. That's Filed under: Misc. Gadgets
(Engadget) right, now you can peer deeply, USB iriscope is just what you
Submitted at 9/26/2009 12:28:00 PM digtally into the eyes of your... er, need for your next date originally
"clients" (their words, not ours) as appeared on Engadget on Sat, 26
When you simply have $120.69- you check their health and Sep 2009 12:28:00 EST. Please
too-much in your bank account, generally freak everyone out. see our terms for use of feeds.
you can thank Uxsight for being When you're done, you can Read| Permalink| Email this|
there. You may already be "compare the irises pictures when Comments
entertaining guests with your your client comes back to see you'll finally have a way to show "Natural image, attractive or
variety of USB endoscopes, but to their progress." Now, we don't them just what kind of mess charming." Who can argue with
really make the picture complete know exactly what kind of you've made. We think Uxsight that kind of logic?
(pun only slightly intended), procedure you're going to be says it best about their product: [Via Coolest Gadgets]
y o u ' r e g o i n g t o w a n t t h i s performing on said clients, but
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have a $200 portfolio. At the end clearly a portfolio that rebalances equities than it is to the
of year 1, portfolio A is at $150, multiple commodities has a lower commodities themselves.
meaning commodity A went up volatility than each of the Crigger: What about the fact
50%. Commodity B dropped individual parts, and even though that we've seen commodity stock
50%. So you still have your same the individual components' return ETFs outperform futures ETFs in
$200. was zero, the portfolio had a high the past year or so?
But we're not in balance. We return. Swedroe: I don't look at any one
need to rebalance our portfolio. We took an extreme example. year; you want to look at the long-
Many of these commodities Erb and Harvey found that you term evidence. And the long-term
futures investments, like the could get a diversification return evidence is simple. You buy
indices, have rebalancing of several percent. This is the commodity futures for one reason:
mechanisms. same benefit you get from the to protect against supply shocks
Commodities naturally have low earlier example of adding 5% to and event risks that can negatively
correlation to each other - there's the GSCI; even though it had a influence your portfolio in both
no reason to think, for example, lower return, it dampened the stocks and bonds. You have to
that wheat and zinc should be swing of the whole portfolio. It decide which one is the better
highly correlated. Weather affects narrowed the gap between the insurer, and it's the one with the
wheat, but not zinc, and so on. So average return and the annualized lower correlation.
if they have low correlation to return, and so you pick that Crigger: We've seen a lot of
each other, this will dampen the diversification return up. discussion about adding position
volatility if you rebalance. It's the Crigger: Which do you think is limits to commodity ETFs.
same reason why you add small
caps and value, etc. And we also
the better way to capture this
effect: commodities futures or the
Should this occur, will putting
position limits on commodity Pre drops to $79.99 at Walmart
know they're highly volatile, so equities of commodities ETFs limit their usefulness as By Joshua Topolsky zip, zilch) sooner rather than later.
you're going to get a deep producers? insurance for investors? (Engadget) If you've been looking for a deal
rebalancing bonus. Swedroe: The problem with Swedroe: Any effort to do that Submitted at 9/26/2009 1:09:00 PM to get into the Pre, this is it... but
So let's sell $50 of A to buy $50 commodities equities is that you in my opinion is purely politically too bad if you dropped $200 a few
of B. We'll end up back with $100 have beta exposure. Look at the driven. It actually may even make Hey, thought that $99.99 months ago.
in each to restore our equal historical returns, and you find things worse, so that we have Amazon deal for a Palm Pre was [Via everythingpre]
weighting. Now we have two that the equities of commodities more volatility. What it would do really snazzy? Well today, Filed under: Cellphones
units of B, and 2/3 a unit of A. producers are more correlated to is limit the ability for people to Walmart appears to go one better Pre drops to $79.99 at Walmart
Now let's say the reverse equities than they are to access them, creating an excess by cutting the smartphone's price originally appeared on Engadget
happens, and B goes back up to commodities prices. You're better demand. That would drive up the down to a staggering $79.99 (on on Sat, 26 Sep 2009 13:09:00
$100 and A drops to $100. off in the futures. Futures have the value of the contracts people have contract and with mail-in rebate). EST. Please see our terms for use
Portfolio A is now worth $67 and negative correlation, not positive already bought, and people end up If prices keep going this low, you of feeds. Read| Permalink| Email
portfolio B is now worth $200. So correlation. In my book I show having to pay more for the can probably expect the Pixi to this| Comments
I got $267, even though the that the correlation between insurance. show up for about nothing (zero,
commodities themselves produce commodities futures and equities
an individual real return of zero. is 0.4, while the correlation of the
The individual commodities have commodities companies to the
no expected real return, but S&P 500 is 0.7. It's higher to
Twitter confirms
new round of
funding
By Caroline McCarthy
(Webware.com)
Submitted at 9/25/2009 9:50:00 AM
week, Google offered its own could do from the Safari browser.
push solution for Gmail messages, In other words, with its proactive Tropical Storm Ketsana, locally
one that pushes e-mail down from notification alert, Gpush has just known as Ondoy, has raged across
the server into the native iPhone one-upped Google, using Luzon in the Philippines and has
in-box. Did that spell the end of Google's mobile site. hit the capital region around
GPush? Not quite. While the new Gmail in-box Manila hard, displacing people
First, Google's push service, feature is exactly what we asked and causing loss of life. The first
which is handled by Google Sync, for, having Gpush open to the 6 hours of the storm dumped a
can vibrate the phone and sound Gmail in-box tab took longer than reported 34 cm (13.4 in) of rain,
often. The bottom line: Google's use Google Sync, you've used which is the usual rainfall for a
an alert chime when it pushes a push isn't necessarily faster or your shot. This is poor news for it should. We hope to see this
new message down from the speed up in a future release. full month and is causing epic
better. those who also access their work flooding. Here are some tag and
server, but it lacks GPush's alert Although Google's official push mail from their iPhone over What do you think about the
bubble that helpfully displays the GPush app versus Google's text searches to find more.
option is free and GPush is a Exchange. For this set, GPush is Photos from TwistedHalo,
sender and subject. premium app (whose price the better way to go. You can still official Gmail push? Share your
Second, GPush and Google are thoughts in the comments. rembcc, mylesgj and crispyparty.
ratcheted up from 99 cents to use a standard Gmail account that
neck and neck when it comes to $1.99), you still pay a price going pulls e-mail from the server at Originally posted at iPhone
performance, at least as far as our Google's route. You're allowed to regular intervals, and use GPush Atlas
iPhone is concerned. GPush sniffs have one e-mail account sync to let you know when a new
out the new message faster about over Microsoft Exchange. If you message trickles in, who sent it,
half the time, perhaps even more
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passionate foodies with tolerant than texting yourself the you ever need to actually fax one them how much you had to drink and related:
friends. We've shown you how to coordinates, and you'll earn of these documents, Qipit has you or how much you spent—you Plan for shutter delay
use an old DVD lens to create a instant respect when you're the covered. would, almost certainly, cut back, Like many consumer digital
simple, portable cover-up lens to only one with a bead on where to 5. Punch them up on your and you'd also have photo cameras, there's most likely a
get serious short focus on find the ride at the end of the Desktop evidence and reinforcement of the delay between the exact moment
whatever you're shooting. Lack an night. Photo by Luciano Some cameraphone shots times you managed not to kill off you press the shutter button and
old player to tear apart? You can Meirelles.( Original post) capture perfect moments, but that entire Cheesecake Factory when your cameraphone captures
probably find some cheap add-ons 7. Document what you packed were taken in not-so-perfect plate. Photo by Sebastian Mary. the image. Plan for this: hit that
for your makeshift macro shots. A lot of bags are packed in conditions. Whether you like 3. Grab and send photos without button half a second in advance to
Either way, you've got a nice little frantic fashion, but take the 15 doing it yourself or leaving it to fees get the exact moment you're
macro package that's cheap seconds to snap a shot or two of some well-considered software, Tied to an older phone that looking for, and keep the phone
enough to bring everywhere and what you're throwing in the case it's fairly easy to drag a decent- won't let you get pictures out steady for a few seconds after it's
shoot everything, without before you close it. If the airline, looking image out of a rough without paying exorbitant pressed, too. A little practice will
worrying too much about hotel, or shuttle service loses or snap. Windows users should grab MMS/email/"upload" fees? Enter help you perfect this.
9. Capture your car travel damages your luggage, you'll the Mobile Photo Enhancer for a BitPim, a free software tool that 1. Make it your second brain
iPhones and other web-capable know exactly what's in your right quick fix that corrects common connects to your phone over Get a free Flickr account, and
cellphones can be used as turn-by- to claim inside it. If you want to problems. Got Photoshop, the Bluetooth and opens it up in a add your secret, automatically
turn GPS navigators, so accessory be absolutely sure you didn't pack GIMP, or another photo editing major way, even if your Bluetooth private, instant-upload email
makers have cranked out lots of sunglasses before you run out and solution handy? Try Jackson capabilities seem very limited. address to your phone's contacts.
mounting gadgets for them. That's buy them, you'll know whether to West's tips on punching up a We walked through backing up You've now got a tag-able, high-
very convenient, but not half as keep digging. Months or years photo in under 60 seconds tested and syncing your phone with quality, almost infinite space to
fun as directing a low-budget later, you'll get a laugh out of how out on a pretty sweet shot of a BitPim, performed on a very stash everything you're likely to
thriller about your drive to work. much you thought you needed to bulldog taken with the lackluster limited clamshell model, the forget or need to pool your
To give your character his mood- do nothing on vacation. Photo by iPhone (2G) camera. (Original cheapest that came with a Verizon thoughts on. Wine you want to
setting opening montage, simply Muffet.( Original post) posts: Mobile Photo Enhancer, contract. Check to see if BitPim buy, the perfect gift you stumble
drill a hole in the camera spot and 6. Create PDFs from document Punch Up a Photo) supports your phone. If so, feel across in June, your new gadget's
find an app that allows for time pictures 4. Enforce a diet free to reach into your little serial number—anything not
lapse photography, or a video One hour and many arguments Back in the day, when the idea bundle of circuits and free the already in this list, in other words.
recording function that doesn't later, the whiteboard at work is of phones with cameras was new pictures, videos, and tunes that are If you're more likely to actually
require too much fiddling while filled with actually feasible ideas to the world (okay, this was only rightfully yours. Oh, and throw organize your camera thoughts,
driving. and team commitments. Now, 2005), the MyFoodPhone service some custom-made ringtones in Evernote offers a similar free
8. Find your car in huge parking how will you remember it offered, for $149/month, there, while you're at it. space and private email address,
lots tomorrow morning? Free camera then$10/month, to have a dietitian 2. Master the form but doesn't allow for tagging by
Remember where one parked is phone conversion service Qipit review any photos you send in of Even with the high-end 5-8 email, making the otherwise brain
one of those skills everyone can, depending on your your food and ping you back with megapixel models on the edge of -expanding service, oddly enough,
assumes they're great at until put camphone's quality, accept a quick take or suggestion. As you being available, shooting with a a bit less useful for this hack
to the test. The Digital Inspiration whiteboard snapshots, printed might imagine, that service cameraphone is not the same as you'll find convenient at just the
blog suggest that, among other documents, or handwritten notes doesn't seem to be around with a standard handheld camera. right moments. Photo by solson.
creative uses of cameraphones, with white-ish backgrounds and anymore—perhaps because, for The sensors, lens curvature, What secret superpowers does
using it to snap a picture of the convert them into plain old PDFs, many people, the act of simply capture abilities—it's all been your cameraphone have, through
exit or elevator you're closest to in then email them to your regular committing what they're eating to optimized for a device mostly your own doing or others'
a ramp, or landmark or other address. We just wrote out a a camera, and maybe even making meant to pass voice and data from suggestions? We want to hear
marker in an open lot, might save potential work-related use for that it public, is enough to start twisted antennas. That said, you about them in the comments.
you a lot of hassle upon returning convenience—let's assume you dropping pounds. It's akin to the can learn how to get better shots
from an epic shopping trip or can think of many, many more idea of calling a parent every out of the camera you always
sports event. It takes less time interesting uses than that. And if night you hit the town and telling have with you, as Gina learned
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TechCrunch is cloud-enabled!
(Scripting News) place -- TechCrunch. 2. Request notification from the new item to my home page.
Submitted at 9/26/2009 6:55:23 AM I've been emailing with their TechCrunch. All this should happen, if
new CTO Nik Cubrilovic, for the 3. They check out my everything is working, in a few
It's a cause for celebration every last month. This morning I got an notification handler, and seconds.
time a feed is cloud-enabled, but email from him saying their apparently like what they see. Thanks TechCrunch for
it's a special victory when a large service was up. 4. They accept my request. supporting rssCloud!
tech news site takes the leap. The I added the TechCrunch feed to 5. My River2 logs the PS: Last night I posted an
first to do so was GigaOm, which my River2 aggregator, and it registration. rssCloud status report.
became a source of realtime worked exactly as it should! Now when TechCrunch posts a
updates on the same day that Here's a screen capture of the top. new article my aggregator will be
WordPress got the feature. Now Log page from River2, which you 1. I subscribe to the feed. directly notified, will read the
the second big brick falls into read as a blog, from bottom to feed, and will immediately post
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This week on The View, the When Mary Richards burst out
ladies were talking about how to
avoid getting the swine flu. The
laughing at Chuckles the Clown's
funeral, I could totally understand
The Fix
discussion began with ways to
handle (or not handle, as the case
that. She's mortified, of course,
and when the minister says it's ok,
that laughter is what Chuckles
Picks the
may be) guests, to reduce the
amount of germs passed from one
human to another. Or something.
Ok, "always" is a pretty strong would have wanted, Mary starts
word, but there was the Meredith sobbing. It seemed both funny and than anyone else at the funeral.
NFL: Week 3
Anyway, during the course of Vieira / Barbara Walters smooch, realistic. No doubt, she was filled with (WSJ.com: The Daily Fix)
the bit, Joy offered several and I'm sure others in between I was trying to decide if the guilt and grief over the whole Submitted at 9/25/2009 1:22:57 PM
options, including the elbow- that one and this one between Joy laughing scene at George's funeral thing.
bump, the knuckle-bump, and -- and Whoopi. in this week's Grey's Anatomy Continue reading Grey's It’s probably too early in the
getting progressively worse -- the Continue reading Why are the was realistic, and I guess it is. No Anatomy: Was the laughing scene NFL season to act especially
hand-shake, the body hug, an air ladies of The View always kissing one really knows how grief will at George's funeral realistic? confident about any of this stuff,
kiss, and then a full-out kiss on each other? affect someone, and laughter is as Filed under: OpEd, Video, but 1) that is what they pay me the
the mouth. She proceeds to Filed under: OpEd, Daytime, good as any method of handling Grey's Anatomy, Watercooler big bucks to do (they neither pay
demonstrate this on Whoopi Watercooler Talk, Talk Show grief. Talk, Reality-Free me to do that, nor pay me “big
Goldberg. Permalink| Email this| | I mean, the whole thing was sort Permalink| Email this| | bucks”) and 2) I went 10-6 last
My question is this: Why do the Comments of crazy -- that George would be Comments week and can thus say whatever I
ladies of The View always end up hit by a bus while saving want. Hold on, the Pulitzer Prize
kissing each other on the mouth? someone. And then that
"someone" would be crying more
Boston Red Sox lefthander Jon Lester left game vs. New York
Yankees after getting hit in leg
By Associated Press Trainers from both teams went came away from Friday night's 9- normally to put on his jeans. hopefully, I won't miss any time."
(ESPN.com) to the mound. After about 2 5 loss to the New York Yankees "After what we saw, it was a big Lester allowed five runs and
Submitted at 9/25/2009 10:06:22 PM minutes, Lester hobbled off with with a bruised quadriceps. He sigh of relief," Francona said. "It's eight hits in 2 1/3 innings. He has
the assistance of Red Sox trainer hopes to take his next turn in the pretty positive that he's going to been Boston's top pitcher in the
SC Highlight Of The Night SC Paul Lessard, and David Ortiz rotation. be OK." second half, entering the night 6-0
Highlight Of The Night helped him down the dugout "I'm fine. Any time you take a Cabrera wound up with an RBI with a 2.44 ERA in 11 starts from
NEW YORK -- Jon Lester fell steps. ball off any part of your body, single that gave the Yankees a 4-0 July 25 on.
to the mound, struck near the right "It looked terrible; it sounded you're worried, but the tests came lead. "Hopefully the swelling won't
knee by a line drive off the bat of terrible," Boston Red Sox back fine," said Lester, his right "It hit off my knee going about get too bad," he said.
Melky Cabrera. His head back manager Terry Francona said. knee bandaged from mid-thigh to mach seven," Lester said. "It hit Copyright 2009 by The
and eyes closed, he was in great It turned out to be not so bad. mid-calf. me in a good spot, where it didn't Associated Press
pain. X-rays were negative and Lester He was able to bend the knee do too much damage that,
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committee’s on the phone, I have defense are to watch. That Balto’s less reflective of thinking Detroit Pick: David: Minnesota, Garey: Greg Jennings, top-five receiver,
to take this. Associated Press Ray offense is currently averaging will win - although it’s plausible - Minnesota, Al Toonie: Minnesota and so on. And yet, as often
Lewis and the Ravens look to go 34.5 points per game seems more than it is of my doubt that the Atlanta at New England (-4.5): happens in actual, not-in-a-
3-0 with a win over AFC North a function of it being Week 3 than embattled ‘Skins can score seven Wow, really? The Patriots aren’t computer football, non-fantasy
rival Cleveland on Sunday. anything else, but given points. DR playing the Atlanta Braves, right? elements - sloppiness on defense
Anyway, where was I? Right, Baltimore’s inspired play through Pick: David: Detroit, Garey: Because considering how brilliant and a terrible offensive line that’s
talking about how no one knows the first two weeks and Detroit, Al Toonie: Detroit the Atlanta Falcons the city’s on pace to allow an NFL-record
anything yet. There’s a vague Cleveland’s manifest Jacksonville at Houston (-3.5): NFL football team — have looked 80 sacks - have hampered Green
sense of which teams can’t moribundity, this gigantic line Is it fair to describe Jacksonville, in running up a 2-0 record, and Bay. St. Louis can rush the passer
compete and which ones will be seems downright reasonable. DR Florida as a sprawling, half- how poor the Patriots have looked and might get to Rodgers a few
very good, but after two weeks Pick: David: Baltimore, Garey: foreclosed nightmare of un- in general, this line is kind of times, but remain truly terrible
it’s tough to be too certain about Baltimore, Al Toonie: Baltimore culture? It absolutely is not (they surprising. Even Bill Simmons is despite their own corps of fantasy
anything. Baltimore, for instance, Pittsburgh (-4) at Cincinnati: have a symphony, people), and worried about the Patriots, and stars. The lesson? Don’t hire The
is playing amazing defense Pittsburgh’s problem with running that is why I would never do such Tom Brady has looked very shaky Talented Mr. Roto as GM. DR
(expected) and is also second in the ball is serious. Not just a thing. But the franchise is in dire against better pass rushes. Which Pick: David: Green Bay, Garey:
the NFL in scoring (not because the Steelers have straits, with an 0-2 record being Atlanta has. The Falcons, we Green Bay, Al Toonie: Green Bay
expected); Cleveland, the team struggled to score in their first two the least of its problems. Houston mean. No offense to Chipper New York Giants (-6.5) at
the Ravens are playing this week, games, although there’s that, but doesn’t look notably more Jones, but John Abraham is way Tampa Bay: The NFL loves to
seemed likely to take a step because they’re running the risk consistent or together than they better at sacking quarterbacks. trumpet the fact that 22 teams
forward in my opinion, but have of Ben Roethlisberger reaching did during its up-and-down 2008 Watch and see. DR since 1990 have started 0-2 and
seemingly stepped off a pier whatever the NFL version of his season, but it’s easy to pick the Pick: David: Atlanta, Garey: gone to the playoffs, including
instead and have a minus-35 point pitch-count is - he has thrown 78 Texans against a confused, New England, Al Toonie: New three teams last season. So pick
differential after two games. times in the first two weeks. After distracted, rookie-laden team that England against the Giants if you believe
There’s a chance all the emerging a couple of off-decades, there’s a could find itself house-hunting for Kansas City at Philadelphia (- Byron Leftwich can pull off the
trends hold, of course, and that tendency to dismiss the Bengals a new home city after the season. 9): The Chiefs are even upset and keep Tampa Bay in the
Baltimore scores in the 30s every as merely the organization that DR disappointing in the manner in playoff hunt. (It’s strange writing
week and Cleveland won’t score underwrites Chad Ochocinco’s Pick: David: Houston, Garey: which they’re disappointing. about playoff hopes in Week 3.)
another touchdown until Week 9. end-zone performance art, but Houston, Al Toonie: Jacksonville Kansas City is 0-2, and the good- Leftwich performed better than
But there’s a chance I go 10-6 they look balanced and solid after San Francisco at Minnesota (- time spread offense that made this Fixer expected. Much better.
every week, too. It’s just not a two weeks and have more sacks 6.5): The cities of Buffalo and them fun-bad last year has been While the Bucs’ offense ranks
good one. In short, most of these than any other NFL team. Not San Francisco aren’t often replaced by queasy uncertainty, fourth, the Giants are sixth. It’s
teams (and your Fixers) are still saying they’ll win, exactly, but mistaken for one another, but this bad vibes, a quasi-no-confidence the Bucs’ defense that’s lacking.
figuring this out. DR year’s surprising 49ers look vote in quarterback Matt Cassell, They’re ranked 31st. GR
Week 2 recap (overall): David Pick: David: Cincinnati, Garey: something like the hot-starting, and by-the-numbers bad-badness Pick: David: Giants, Garey:
Roth: 10-6 (17-15), Garey Ris: 7- Pittsburgh, Al Toonie: Pittsburgh slow-finishing Buffalo Bills of this year. Still, they’re playing an Giants, Al Toonie: Tampa Bay
9 (10-22), Al Toonie, the Lucky Washington (-6.5) at Detroit: 2008. Those Bills were talented Eagles team whose best offensive New Orleans (-6) at Buffalo:
Canadian Two-Dollar Coin: 7-9 Message discipline: not one of but not deep, undermanned at players are injured, and which The Saints have scored at will so
(15-17) Detroit’s problems. Despite the quarterback and started 5-0 looked pretty sloppy in a bad far — 12 TDs in winning both
SUNDAY’S GAMES manifest (and expected) not- largely by allowing teams to beat Week 2 loss to New Orleans. The games, thanks to QB Drew
Cleveland at Baltimore (-13.5): readiness of quarterback Matthew themselves. The 49ers are Chiefs probably won’t win this Brees’s prolific arm. Coach Sean
Ray Lewis, man. Can’t live with Stafford, Lions coach Jim probably a bit better than that, one, and are missing their best Payton is trying to tamp down
him - unless you’re really into Schwartz is sticking with the thanks to crazy-but-respected defensive player in linebacker expectations in the Big Easy. Fair
listening to long speeches about rookie over veteran Daunte coach coach Mike Singletary and Derrick Johnson, but nine points enough, but the thought of trying
staying focused or whatever - but Culpepper. Fine. But what is this? very excellent running back Frank still seems like a lot. DR to dream up ways to shut down —
the Ravens surely couldn’t live “We do not have a quarterback Gore. Still, of the two undefeated Pick: David: Kansas City, or at least slow down — Brees is
without him. His game-saving controversy,” Schwartz said. “We teams in this game, only one has Garey: Philadelphia, Al Toonie: giving Bills defensive coordinator
tackle in Week 2 looked like have two quarterbacks that can elite offensive and defensive Philadelphia Perry Fewell fits. GR
something out of a video game, win in the NFL.” How nice that lines, a fully competent Green Bay (-6.5) at St. Louis: Pick: David: New Orleans,
and was a nice reminder (well, not must be! The Lions have been quarterback and the best running To fantasy players, the Packers Garey: New Orleans, Al Toonie:
for Darren Sproles) of how horrible on D and will be without back in the NFL. It wears purple. seem fairly stacked. Aaron
enjoyable he and the Ravens star LB Ernie Sims, but my pick is DR Rodgers, top-five quarterback, FIX page 64
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$10 Million FedEx Cup Prize Has PGA Tour Players Paying
Attention
(WSJ.com: The Daily Fix) Heath Slocum, Jim Furyk or Zach It’s enough, almost, to make 206 times in a season? Or how
Submitted at 9/25/2009 8:47:09 AM Johnson could pocket the $10 you forget just how dazzling a would you feel if Reynolds cut his
million bonus by winning the player Gretzky actually was. Of strike outs in half, and grounded
Professional athletes are used to tournament. Of those five, only course, nicknames like “The into 103 double plays? An out is
the extreme stress that comes with Woods is within striking distance Great One” don’t accrue to an out.”
bearing the weight of millions of of the lead after the first round, middling talents, but this 1978 ESPN’s Rob Neyer concurs,
pairs of eyes, but this weekend’s with Stricker and Johnson tied for Sporting News assessment of the kind of, with Marotta. At the
PGA Tour Championship ninth and Furyk and Slocum over 16-year-old Gretzky is a nice Sporting News, Chris Bahr argues
promises to dial the usual stress par. The whole thing is pretty reminder of just how brilliant that strikeouts are baseball’s most
quotient up — just to pick a confusing, but the Boston Globe’s “good.” The team flirted with number 99 was when he still wore overrated stats. (No, not this Chris
number — roughly ten million Michael Whitmer argues that that bankruptcy back in May — this skates.* * * Bahr) Meet the Three True
percent. OK, full disclosure: That undifferentiated tension is the Fix covered that story — and head By just about any standard, Outcomes, people.* * *
number didn’t come out of a hat. whole point. “While the eventual coach (and part-owner) Wayne Arizona Diamondbacks third Anyone who has followed the
With numerous players within FedEx Cup winner might not have Gretzky stepped down as the baseman Mark Reynolds has had struggles of print media over the
striking distance of the FedEx the most victories this year — team’s coach and director of a brilliant season — his 43 last couple of years knew this day
points title this season, any of five [Padraig] Harrington or Jim Furyk hockey operations on Thursday. homers are second-most in the was coming, but it’s still strange
players could claim the $10 could actually win the FedEx Cup Phoenix replaced him with former majors, and his 100 RBIs and 24 to see it actually arrive. After
million FedEx Cup prize simply without any victories — the third Dallas Stars bench boss Dave stolen bases are both ninth-most cutbacks at the Los Angeles
by winning the PGA Tour version of the season-long Tippett, but Gretzky’s departure in the National League. But only Times and Los Angeles Daily
Championship at Atlanta’s East competition should provide the was just another blow for an one of his statistical tallies has set News, the NHL’s Los Angeles
Lake golf course. Associated kind of unpredictability the PGA exceedingly troubled franchise. a big-league record this season, Kings found themselves without a
Press Jim Furyk could capture the Tour was seeking,” Whitmer While he’s obviously not to blame and it’s not mentioned above. full-time beat writer covering
FedEx Cup title–and its $10 writes. for all the team’s problems, Reynolds struck out in the fourth their team as the 2009 NHL
million prize–without winning a Wait, did he Jim Furyk can win Gretzky’s undistinguished inning on Tuesday, which gave season approached. (Both papers
tournament on the PGA Tour this $10 million without winning even Arizona tenure did his sterling him a Major-League record 205 chose to pick up Associated Press
year. one event over the course of the legacy no favors, the Arizona strikeouts on the season. That copy instead of sending a writer
“During the final round, there’s entire protracted PGA Tour Republic’s Dan Bickley writes. moved him past oh, this is odd, on the road with the Kings) And
the distinct possibility that a season? It’s complicated, but Golf In the Los Angeles Times, Lisa Mark Reynolds, who set the mark so the Kings made a move that,
player will face a gut-churning Digest’s John Hawkins — in a Dillman argues that Gretzky’s last season. With two more however logical it may seem, is
putt on the final green for a terrific piece that takes the whole unsuccessful tenure beyond the strikeouts on Wednesday, pretty thoroughly unprecedented
staggering $11.35 million, the weird FedEx Cup to task in ‘Yotes bench won’t tarnish his Reynolds is well into the — they hired Rich Hammond of
biggest payday in PGA Tour impressive fashion — isn’t legend, and Wes Goldstein writes, undiscovered territories of the Los Angeles Daily News as
history,” Steve Elling writes at terribly interested in doing the at CBS Sports, that he was never whiffland. To which Reynolds, their beat writer. Yes, the team
CBS Sports. “Mostly, players at math. “If Woods wins twice as the right man for the coaching gig when asked about the strikeout hired the writer.
this level don’t think about many tournaments as anyone else in Phoenix. record on that night, answered, “In markets with little or no
paychecks, but this week, their and still doesn’t claim the $10 Bruce Arthur, in a strong “So what?” coverage of a franchise, we may
heads not only have been turned, million jackpot, can he file a column for Canada’s National At Fanster’s Arizona now see veteran print reporters go
but are spinning Even to rich grievance with the Better Post, isn’t quite as sanguine on Diamondbacks Community, to work directly for the team,”
folks, this much money attracts Business Bureau?” Hawkins asks. the effects of Gretzky’s Arizona Vince Marotta echoes Reynolds’ blogger Paul Oberjuerge writes.
attention.” “We’ve finally found a rival for sojourn. “It was the end of a sentiments. “Going into a season, “Of course, this may not be
While Sean O’Hair claimed an Woods: the tour mathematician.”* humiliating turn in which most you know any given baseball entirely felicitous, which is
early lead on Thursday, he’d have ** people agreed that The Great One player is going to get out roughly another reason why this is an
to win the tournament and have The NHL’s Phoenix Coyotes was overpaid and unwanted and 70% of the times he steps to the interesting development.” The
Tiger Woods and Steve Stricker have had about as eventful an past his expiration date,” Arthur plate. Its what you do in the other post is a must-read for anyone
finish no higher than fourth place offseason as could be imagined, writes. “The greatest player who 30% of your at-bats that defines interested in how sports might be
to claim the FedEx Cup prize. but few of those events fall under ever lived was, a decade after he you,” Marotta writes. “So, would
Besides Woods and Stricker, the rubric of what most might call retired, a toxic liability.” it be better if Reynolds popped up $10 page 62
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TGS 2009: The next Submitted at 9/26/2009 6:15:00 AM
"Rosebud."
By blogeditor1 (Material not; but then, neither are bleeding, up by places like Urban Outfitters
Interest on Men.style.com) cracked lips. Okay, they're sort of and Sephora a while back. But
Submitted at 9/25/2009 7:09:22 AM bad-ass-looking after a bar fight when you're talking about
(make that a bar fight you won), something this essential, I'll take
One guy's last word—my first. but otherwise it's just not a great accessibility over coolness any
The air around here is starting to look. Rosebud's been around for day.
get chilly, and when a colleague over a hundred years, and it's $6 to $8, available at
asked what was the first thing I'd made of natural ingredients right s e p h o r a . c o m a n d
be buying for fall (well, aside h e r e i n t h e U . S . A . M o r e urbanoutfitters.com(note: Urban
from the Dries suit I picked up importantly, the shit keeps the old Outfitters stocks only the mint
last month), I told him it was a no kisser chap-free no matter how admit the indie snob in me was version; I prefer the original
-brainer: lip balm. Specifically, cold it gets outside. For years it bummed to see it had been picked flavor) JOSH PESKOWITZ
Smith's Rosebud Salve. Sexy, it's flew under the radar, and I'll Photo: sephora.com
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