Groovy 1/2, or Reggea playing in the background.

Different (close) view: So, I mean, youd think majoring in philosophy wouldnt be THAT bad. What could go wrong? Shift view: But then you realize that philosophy is different from other majors. You dont actually learn any marketable skills for jobs, you just. learn to share in the philosophy experience. New View: It is fun though, you get to create new theories of life and stuff. Like writing a radically new ethical theory... View looking down: That results in mass chaos across the world Cut view, wide angle, have gunshots, squealing, guy waving his arms shouting/screaming WHAT HAVE I DONE! Normal view: Philosophy does let you met new people who are also interested in philosophy. Only after a few years you realize theyve become your support group that keeps you sane. Different view, waving arms: GUYS GUYS, I ACCIDENTALLY READ some existentialism AND ITS STARTING TO MAKE SENSE! Other guy: QUICK! READ SOME HUME! Shift view: And then when you get DONE with your major, and you graduate. Now what are you supposed to do with this philosophy degree? Other guy: Dont worry! You can apply to Law School! Who needs to know anything about law or cases anyway, its just logic. I mean, it should be so easy! Cut to high view, Pause Well, you know, you can always apply to philosophy grad school- Shut up Different view: So Im sitting there in class, learning about this ancient theory, and how flawed it is. And thats what is so nice about philosophy. Theres always an opposing view Yep, you think you found the right answer, and everything is ok, but no. Theres always a way to argue against you. Other guy: In your subjective opinion. _looks at him_ New View: And theres always that stoner. You know, they guy who sits in the back the off chance he manages to make it to class. Somehow, he always gets an A for every class, even when hes as high as a kite. Other guy: Oh hey, did you hear about him? He got into grad school, something about how good his essay on time travel was Silent: _glower_ _fume_ Close view: Philosophy didnt kill my inner child it just proved it didnt exist. Other guy: _crying_