ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart

woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = regnanc! O""ICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart em #o!ee = rofit Smart boss + dumb em #o!ee = roduction Dumb boss + smart em #o!ee = romotion Dumb boss + dumb em #o!ee = o$ertime SHO%%IN& MATHS A man wi## a! '( for a ') item *e needs+ A woman wi## a! ') for a '( item t*at s*e doesn,t need+ &ENERA- E./ATIONS 0 STATISTICS A woman worries about t*e future unti# s*e gets a *usband+ A man ne$er worries about t*e future unti# *e gets a wife+ A successfu# man is one w*o ma1es more mone! t*an *is wife can s end+ A successfu# woman is one w*o can find suc* a man+ HA%%INESS To be *a ! wit* a man2 !ou must understand *im a #ot and #o$e *im a #itt#e+ To be *a ! wit* a woman2 !ou must #o$e *er a #ot and not tr! to understand *er at a##+ -ON&E3IT4 Married men #i$e #onger t*an sing#e men do2 but married men are a #ot more wi##ing to die+ %RO%ENSIT4 TO CHAN&E A woman marries a man e5 ecting *e wi## c*ange2 but *e doesn,t+ A man marries a woman e5 ecting t*at s*e won,t c*ange2 and s*e does+ DISC/SSION TECHNI./E A woman *as t*e #ast word in an! argument+ An!t*ing a man sa!s after t*at is t*e beginning of a new argument+ HO6 TO STO% %EO%-E "ROM 7/&&IN& 4O/ A7O/T &ETTIN& MARRIED8 O#d aunts used to come u to me at weddings2 o1ing me in t*e ribs and cac1#ing2 te##ing me2 94ou,re ne5t+9 T*e! sto ed after I started doing t*e same t*ing to t*em at funera#s+ SEND THIS TO A SMART 6OMAN 6HO NEEDS A -A/&H AND TO THE SMART &/4S 4O/ :NO6 CAN HAND-E IT+