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standi joke booklet

standi joke booklet

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A joke a day keeps the doctor away, enjoy from standi
A joke a day keeps the doctor away, enjoy from standi

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Published by: xivonaki on Oct 10, 2009
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A man takes his daughter to work one
day.

When they get home, the little girls asks
him, ``Dad, why did you call your
secretary a doll?''

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, he
explains, ``Well honey, it was praise. My
secretary is a very hard-working girl.

She types like you wouldn't believe. She
knows the computer system and is very
efficient.''

``Oh,'' says the little girl, ``I thought it
was because she closed her eyes when
you laid her down on the couch.''

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