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♦ Breaking up with his girlfriend over Project Washington ♦ Progressive check-out since April 30 announcement of transaction
♦ Repeatedly wanting to bludgeon himself to death during Project ♦ Famous last words: “If anyone is looking for me, tell them to f*ck
Concord / Duke off”
♦ Record-setting numbers of failed M&A transactions: ♦ Represents the fifth transaction that UBS has acted as Exclusive
– Impressive three (3) failed attempts to close Project Washington / Contributor to in this analyst year
Project Columbia
– Project Sepia – the pain that knew no end
♦ Managing to eat the same meal on 720 out of the 730 days (98.6%
success rate)
♦ Putting up with the “perfect storm” of Kristin Kusmierz, Pete Francis
and Timothee De Mierry as cubemates
UBS Role
♦ Significant change in demeanor since August 2005
– “Really psyched” to “I just don’t care” ♦ UBS proudly acted as Exclusive Contributor to this transaction
– “Go-getter” to “gone”
♦ Inspiring a new generation of analysts with unprecedented level of
bitterness and sarcasm Exclusive Contributor