Xavi: Earth! Iniesta: Fire! Alexis: Wind! Pedro: Water! Neymar: Heart! GO MIDGET!

With your powers (assists, 6-yard-box passes, all the help and feedings) combined, I am Captain MIDGET! (Farca players chanting) Captain midget, he's our hero, Gonna take taxes down to zero Gonna help him score those tap-ins, Otherwise there wont be anymore ballon dor-wins On the driving seat tax evader, Drives our team like a taxi driver We're his slaves, we take his order We must obey messi, our mighty dictator He'll unleash his fury should we double cross We learned that from our very own Faus! (Madrid/Cristiano fans chanting) Were anti taxessi You can be one too Calling him tax fraud is the thing to do Why? Cause he really is a tax fraud, yeah, its true Diving and bribing every day, Thats how barca gets their way Acting and cheating is not the way, Thats how farca robbed other's trophies away. Touch these barbie dolls(fcb players)and your pretty much dead Ref will rush in your face and give you a red Any contact and they'll dive & fall over, Hold their face and cry coz of ruined makeover Farca are dangerous yes its true, You never know when busc*nt plays pick-a-boo Messi knows ballon dor is so very precious, He knew he might lose, might get badly jealous

Gotta give midget credit for using his head (When CR7 picked BdO)His tuxedo complemented his face, they were both so red!