APRIL 04, 2014

WEEK 08

THE WAIT UPDATE

WYATTS ALL-IN POKER LEAGUE (STATS, STORIES, AND LEADERBOARD)

ITS THE USUAL SUSPECTS IN 2014 SEASON

FAR IN THIS 2014 SEASON WERE CONTINUING ALMOST EXACTLY WHERE WE LEFT OFF LAST YEAR.

SO

GAMES PLAYED DURING THIS SEASON, WEVE SEEN PLAYERS PLAY AT LEAST 6 GAMES.

WITH 9 AT

THIS RATE, AND CONSIDERING WERE ALREADY 25% THROUGH THIS YEAR, THE PLAYERS THAT ARE SHOWING UP ON A REGULAR BASIS ARE GOING TO WALK AWAY WITH THE TOP 8.

2013 CURRENT TOP 8

1) BRIAN INSERT NICKNAME WYATT 2) PAT DOUBLE STUFFED DOHEY 3) KEVAN KFED PLESKA 4) DEON SPEECH PITTMAN 5) CODY MINICARDS MILLAR 6) ANDREW ROLLER COASTER REX 7) JUSTIN PINKY RING MACRAE 8) MARSHALL DEPUTY DICK BARBOUR

IM NOT SURE WERE GOING TO SEE THE NUMBER OF DIFFERENT PLAYERS PLAY THIS YEAR LIKE WEVE SEEN IN YEARS PAST (56 IN 2013, 50 IN 2012, 51 IN 2011, AND 66 IN 2010), BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO GET SOME LARGER GAMES LIKE WEVE IN SOME PREVIOUS YEARS. THIS IS THE TIME TO INVITE PEOPLE OUT AND HELP GROW OUR LEAGUE. WEVE HAD SOME GREAT MULTI-TABLE GAMES HERE AND IT WOULD BE NICE TO TRY AND GET BACK TO THAT.

TIP OF THE WEEK

DONT PLAY HANDS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SUITED TWO
CARDS OF THE SAME SUIT MAY LOOK PRETTY, BUT THEY ARE USUALLY MORE TROUBLE THAN THEY ARE WORTH. THE ODDS OF YOU MAKING A FLUSH BY THE RIVER WITH YOUR TWO SUITED CARDS ARE 15 TO 1 AGAINST, AND YOUR OPPONENTS MAY MAKE IT TOO EXPENSIVE FOR YOU TO EVEN GET TO SEE THE RIVER. EVEN IF YOU MAKE YOUR FLUSH, IF YOU ARE NOT PLAYING PREMIUM CARDS, YOU MAY LOSE TO A BIGGER FLUSH, WHICH CAN BE VERY COSTLY.

DRUNKEN ASSHOLE (FUNNY POKER STORY)

DRUNKEN DAVE, A RENO LOCAL ASSHAT, SHOWS UP PULLING HIS $#@! AGAIN. HE SITS IN THE 2/5 NLH, PULLS OUT HIS BRICKS, ABOUT $30,000, LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES SHOWING OFF TO EVERYBODY, THEN PLOPS THEM DOWN ON THE TABLE. ALL THE OTHER STACKS ON THE TABLE AROUND AROUND 500 TO 1500. DRUNKEN DAVE IS ALWAYS PULLIN' $#@! LIKE WHEN HE WANTS TO PUT YOU IN HE HAS TO PULL HIS ARMS BACK THEN SWEEP THEM FORWARD AND ANNOUNCE IN A BIG BOOMIN' VOICE "I'M ALL INNNNNNNN!!!!!" , WHEN ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PUT ENOUGH OUT TO COVER YOU. HE'S ALWAYS BERATING THE PLAYERS AND DEALERS TOO. AL, A LOCAL PRO HAS ABOUT 1000 IN RED IN FRONT OF HIM. HE GETS UP AND HEADS TO HIS SAFE DEPOSIT BOX. HE GETS OUT $20,000 THEN GOES TO THE CAGE AND GETS 4 CRANBERRIES ($5000 CHIPS). HE COMES BACK TO THE TABLE AND SITS THE CRANBERRIES ON TOP OF HIS STACK. AFTER AWHILE DRUNKEN DAVE AND AL GET INTO IT. DAVE'S GOT THE THIRD NUT FLUSH AND AL HAS THE NUT FLUSH. DAVE LOOKS AT AL, THEN AT AL'S STACK, THEN PULLS HIS ARMS BACK AND HERE IT COMES: "I'M ALL INNNNNNN!!!! SAYS DAVE, SWEEPING HIS HANDS FORWARD. CALLLLLL!!!!!!!! SAYS AL. "I GUESS YOU GOT ME" SAYS DAVE. "HOW MUCH YOU GOT THERE?" "$20,560" SAYS AL. "WTF!!!!!" SAYS DAVE DAVE IS ALL SOBER NOW. HE EYES ZERO IN ON AL'S STACK. HE SEES THOSE 4 CRANBERRIES AND SCREAMS "FLOOR!!!!, FLOOR!!!!!, FLOOR!!!!! THE FLOORMAN GETS THERE AND DAVE SCREAMS "HE HID THOSE CRANBERRIES ON ME." "NO I DIDN'T" SAYS AL THE FLOOR LOOKS AROUND AT EVERYBODY AT THE TABLE INCLUDING THE DEALER. "DID HE HAVE THOSE CRANBERRIES HIDDEN" HE ASKED. EVERYONE AT THE TABLE AGREED THE CRANBERRIES WERE IN PLAIN SIGHT. "PAY HIM, DAVE!!! SAYS THE FLOOR. "(^%&$#&*())^^$&$%())_ " SAYS DAVE AS HE PAYS AL OFF.

Week 08 April 03 Buy In:$20 Where:Wyatt's All-In Poker House When:Thursday, April 03, 2014 Player Place Points Net Money 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 12 9 6 5 4 3 2 1 $80 $20 -$20 -$20 -$20 -$20 -$20 -$20

Wyatt's Riot JustinMacRae Marshall Kevan KFed Minicards Paul St John Sticks Pat Dohey

TRULY GREAT POKER NICKNAMES ARE LIKE A GOOD POOIF YOU TRY TO FORCE THEM, THEYLL NEVER COME ~ TOTAL GAMBLER (2006)

NEXT GAME: WEEK 09 THRUSDAY APRIL 10, 2014 @ 9:00PM

2013 LEADERBOARD
Net Net Avg Wgtd Avg Top Points Money Wins Money Points Finish Place per game
47 38 37 34 31 30 30 27 19 17 14 11 9 8 7 7 6 5 3 1 1 -$340 -$70 -$350 -$60 $120 -$180 $550 -$160 $430 $30 $110 -$70 -$60 -$20 -$20 -$40 -$20 -$20 -$50 -$20 -$37.78 -$10.00 -$38.89 -$8.57 $30.00 -$25.71 $137.50 -$26.67 $215.00 $15.00 $110.00 -$35.00 -$20.00 -$20.00 -$20.00 -$20.00 -$20.00 -$20.00 -$50.00 -$20.00 5.22 5.43 4.11 4.86 7.75 4.29 7.5 4.5 9.5 8.5 14 5.5 3 8 7 3.5 6 5 3 1 1 50.99% 51.40% 64.52% 56.53% 38.54% 72.33% 36.81% 62.12% 40.56% 34.85% 10.00% 56.06% 69.44% 30.00% 40.00% 70.45% 54.55% 50.00% 77.78% 100.00% 100.00% 1 1 2 1 1 1 1 2 1 3 1 5 2 3 4 4 6 4 7 9 11 1 1 0 1 2 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Player
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

Win %
11.11% 14.29% 0.00% 14.29% 50.00% 14.29% 25.00% 0.00% 50.00% 0.00% 100.00% 0.00% 0.00% 0.00% 0.00% 0.00% 0.00% 0.00% 0.00% 0.00% 0.00%

Heads up
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DIYPT Events Wait Score Played Score

356 386 205 396 0 245 0 231 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 7 9 7 4 7 4 6 2 2 1 2 3 1 1 2 1 1 1 1 1

Wyatt's Riot Pat Dohey Kevan KFed Sticks Minicards AndrewRex JustinMacRae Marshall Jmisener MattOliver PattyConway Mike Bishop Paul St John Malcolm Sttr Bill Bowie AllanMurphy LHiscock TSnook Jason Imbolt Tony Cornish FadderWyatt

-$100 -$100.00

1673.2 1466.8 758.5 1346.4 0 735 0 623.7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0