Philosophers Corner

SOCIALISM You have two cows and give one to your neighbour COMMU ISM You have two cows! the govern"ent ta#es both and gives you the "il# $ASCISM You have two cows! the govern"ent ta#es both and sells you the "il# A%ISM You have two cows! the govern"ent ta#es both and shoots you &U'(AUC'A)ISM You have two cows! the govern"ent ta#es both* shoots one* "il#s the other and throws the "il# away CAPI)ALISM You have two cows! you sell one and buy a bull