MARCH 14, 2017 !

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D A B I R I!

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS

THE BOSTON GLOBE

FHRER SIGNS THE ANTITERRORIST INITIATIVE ACT CALLED THE ZORK ACT. ALL HIS ASSISTANTS AND FAMILY MEMBERS CONGRATULATED HIM FOR COMING UP WITH SUCH A WELL THOUGHT OUT INITIATIVE. CHANCELLOR IBRAHIMOVIC WAS ALSO ALONG SIDE THE FHRER. N

Fhrer Calls for Anti-terrorist Initiative

The leader of 2015 has called upon a new plan. He has initiated the Zork Act. For days and weeks revolutionary groups have been revolting and they have been trying to get a new regime by overthrowing our leader. In order to prevent any act of such occurring, the Fhrer has created this act which clearly states,"In order to prevent revolutionary groups from overtaking my secret government, the nation of 2015 has installed cameras in every location imaginable. These locations shall easily detect any revolutionary groups that are starting to revolt and they will be dealt with accordingly." This antiterrorist initiative of our leader, is a brilliant idea of keeping our government solid and impenetrable. However this idea takes away many basic rights of the nation's people. Is it really worth taking away peoples rights in order to make sure no terrorists try to revolt? The people will probably say no but they cannot say that. If they do they will be in deep trouble and their lives will be at danger.!

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I would also like to notify everyone in 2015 that it is our leader's birthday soon. Do not forget to congratulate him because he becomes very mad when everyone forgets about his birthday. He has notied all his chefs of his favorite foods and oddly he really likes escargot. He said he wants his escargot made with garlic butter. If any civilian brings our leader some escargot made with garlic butter on the day of his birthday, he may give you a prize. That prize may be some monetary rewards such as money, or it may even mean that you and your family members will not be spied on by the government. This will all be due to your support for our Fhrer.! I hope you will choose wisely and bring our leader some escargot with garlic butter. This may mean you may get your freedom back and your family will not be spied on. Imagine how nice it will be to have your own privacy in your own home.You will not be given this opportunity more than once in your lifetime.