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October 2011
The Pine Needle
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Matt Chriss:
Height: 5 10
Weight: 154 lbs.
Level of Aggression:
4
Favorite Movies:
Wall Street 2: The Rise
of Taj/ Back to the
Future Part Deux
Cole Hawthorne:
Height: 5 6
Weight:
110-115 give or take
Favorite Toys:
Defnitely gonna go
with Hotwheels on that
one.
Favorite TV Shows:
Anything Nickelodeon,
especially Blues Clues
with the old Steve.
Christian Cousins:
Look-a-like:
Buffalo Bill
Nickname:
You can call me El
Ninoits Spanish for
The Nino.
Favorite Music:
I WANNA ROCK
ROCK
Activities:
Lighting stuff on fre
Clarke Miller:
Tone of Preference:
Monotone
Weight: 12 Stone
Party Trick:
Imitating JG Went-
worth commercials...
ladies love it.
Favorite Hangout:
The Cafeteria
Ross Gitomer:
Level of Aggression:
10
Favorite Sport:
NASCAR
Favorite Activity:
Sleeping in the wres-
tling gym
Motto:
Are you ready
to rumble?
114 - number of likes Charlie Yorgens ECU commitment status got on Facebook
250 - number of likes Charlie hopes to get on his next status
73 - average amount of mean mugs Mr. Tune dishes out daily
3 - number of times Mr. Abbott smiles per year
182 - number of times Landrum Tyson has texted Martha Blair I luv u
0 - number of Adam Richardsons legs that work
89 - Days until Brunch!!!
25 - number of days until The Game
4 - average number of Jock CCV sit-downs with the ladies per week
15 - over/under on days until the school enforces the coat and tie rule
60 - number of missing signs Holt Walker has posted around Richmond looking for his Redskins hat
5429345 - the amount that the schools electricity bill is going to go up due to the new laptop program
525600 - number of minutes spent fddling with the locks bought for all the lockers
23.5 - the number of people who actually use their locker
By The Numbers