Stupid & Funny Fatwa's

on: April 14, 2011, 05:08 PM

Polio a!!in" & #a$"d S"% &atwa
Pa$istan's lar("st )sla*ist u*+r"lla (roup, t," Mutta,ida Ma-lis.".A*al /MMA0, issu"d a &atwa in 1anuary
2002 "ndorsin( t," proin!ial (o"rn*"nt's "&&orts to i**uni3" !,ildr"n &ro* polio in t," !ountry's
#ort,w"st Fronti"r Proin!"4
5ut ""n t,ou(, ,"alt, wor$"rs !arri"d !opi"s o& t," rulin( wit, t,"* as t,"y trud("d a!ross t,"
proin!", t," 6uardian r"port"d in F"+ruary 2002 t,at t," par"nts o& so*" 24,000 !,ildr"n ,ad r"&us"d to
allow t," wor$"rs to ad*inist"r polio drops4 )t turns out t,at in&lu"ntial antistat" !l"ri!s ,ad +""n issuin(
&atwas d"noun!in( it as a 7ionist !a*pai(n to st"rili3" Musli*s4
8,os" inno!"nt !,ildr"n w,o w"r" (oin( to +" ,"lp"d ar" still su&&"rin( today4
8," #a$"d s"% &atwa
9,"n :,alil /&or*"r d"an o& )sla*i! law at al.A3,ar ;ni"rsity in <airo,=(ypt0 rul"d in 1anuary 200> t,at
&or *arri"d !oupl"s, ?+"in( !o*pl"t"ly na$"d durin( t," a!t o& !oitus annuls t," *arria(",@ li+"ral
=(yptians ,owl"d wit, d"rision4 At,"r s!,olars r"-"!t"d :,alil's lo(i! on t," (rounds t,at ""ryt,in( +ut
?sodo*y@ is ,alal in a *arria("4
A!!"ptin( t," !riti!is* +ut s""$in( to app"as" r"li(ious !ons"rati"s, A+dulla, M"(awar, t," &atwa
!o**itt"" !,air*an at al.A3,ar, r"a!,"d &or an aw$ward !o*pro*is"4 Sur", ," said, a ,us+and and wi&"
!ould s"" on" ot,"r na$"d, +ut s,ould not loo$ at "a!, ot,"r's ("nitals4
And t,"y s,ould pro+a+ly ,a" s"% und"r a +lan$"t4