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A Totally Generic Report

By: Kay Shah


Mrs. Borsuk's class - March 18, 2014









I NTRODUCTI ON


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For this totally generic report, I will be talking about me, my background, my future, and a little advice
for the fresh meat coming to the school. Also, since this is totally generic, one out of the multiple
classes she teaches, I will use Times New Roman because its boring. Unlike Comic Sans MS. So,
without further ado, my report ladies and gentlemen.

The Beginning:
I was born in Harare, capital of Zimbabwe, in the south of Africa. I was born at the Avenue Clinic,
on Sunday, August 8
th
, 1999 at 4:21 pm. My hometown is a small town close to the border of
Mozambique. We lived there, a wealthy family, until 2001. The political situation was bad, and the
best choice for us was to emigrate. We came to Canada, and lived in Toronto. After four years there,
we moved to Mississauga. There we lived for four years, before moving to Milton. I have one brother,
who is six years old. I wont disclose any more information, because I dont like to. I dont have any
nicknames, and I dont want to share any personal memories, because thats creepy. (For me at least).

My Education:
Schools
I went to a couple schools in my time, and I list them here:
Armour Heights Public School, JK only. Located in Toronto.
Whitehorn Public School, SK to the end of grade four. Located in Mississauga
Chris Hadfield Public School, Grade five. Located in Milton.
Tiger Jeet Singh Public School, grades six through eight. Also in Milton.
Craig Keilburger Secondary School, so far. Again, in Milton.


Best Memories

My favourite schools were probably Whitehorn and TJS. I liked Whitehorn because I was there

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in its second year, so all the stuff was new, and we had a lot of cool stuff. The funding for the school,
I found out later, was upwards of fifty million dollars, so it was big. The Library was the size of the
the entire upper floor here, but spread out over two floors. There were two hundred classroom, and no
portables. There were upstairs and downstairs auditoriums, and two gyms, so assemblies and gym time
never clashed. As for the teacher, my third grade teacher was awesome, and he was chill. But enough
with that, and let us move on to the next required piece of this report, the advice to the fresh meat.


Advice to the Young Ones

Lets see, first of all, dont freak out. It may seem scary on the first day, but with your LINK
leaders constantly on your tail, dont freak out, its okay. You will go to our sadly small gym and
watch the link crew do some activities that are, quite frankly, disturbing. Then you will join in on the
fun. About half way through the day, you will be left to our own devices, mainly your schedule,
which I tell you, for your own sake, do not loose. The most awkward moment in my opinion is that
moment when you walk into a certain class, and you meet that teacher that you will hate with a passion
for the next four months. Yep, thats the scariest part.

What Stands Out Pour Moi:
Lets see, the fact that you have four classes a semester, at an accelerated pace, and that you can
do anything during lunch. Also, the teachers dont really take a special interest in really knowing all
their students, because it is class after class for them. I like that.








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Hobbies & I nterests
Hobby Time Spent (Week) Extra
Lego 50 hours Love Lego. Almost Master Builder.
20 hours Won Silver at
Waterloo.
Reading 25 hours Can read 5 books at once
Computer Various Do multiple things, across multiple OSes
Improv Not Much Can improv a lot on the spot, including speeches.


Thinking mark 5/5
My Future

Live Work Hobbies Goals
Id like to live in an
expensive condo in a big
city.
Id like to be quantum
scientist
Id like to collect every
Lego set ever made an
create a display room for
them.
Id like to make lots of
money, and have an
impact on the way we live
our lives.
Or Id like to live in a
huge manor with secret
passageways and
libraries
Id like to be an urban
planner and make sure
town plots dont end up
like Milton.
Id like to collect fine pens
and stationary
Id like to find a way to
make a traffic congestion
free city.
Or Id live in a normal
size house, on the
outskirts of a big city
Id like to be a game story
designer for my favourite
Studio, Maxis.
Id like to buy fancy cars. Id like to make enough
money to buy Maxis from
the blight on society EA
Games
Or Ill live on a private
island and work from
there.
Any of the above. Any of the above Any of the above.
Any of
the
above.
Any of the above. Any of the above Any of the above.








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