Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible. What?! I don!t a give a fuck..." About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what I don!t give a fuck..." I literally don!t give a fuck about anything I don!t give a fuck about motherfuckin! anything #eople care about shit, I say fuck everything $uck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun I don!t need heat of %itamin &! And fuck toasters. I don!t need to cook my bread And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead And fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you &on!t give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand And fuck air conditioners ' I got a ceiling fan And fuck the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes &emolition man!s the only snipes moving i liked And fuck liking shit. I don!t even like the stuff that I like &on!t give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don!t like (ike tissues. $uck them! I blow my nose on the couch And fuck my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth &on!t give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes $uck physical perception yo, I!d rather be blind $uck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a )oke And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land And fuck boats, )ust because you float you think you!re so fucking bad And fuck )okes, I don!t need to be funny all the time *y dog has a tumor and he!s probably gonna die, but... I don!t a give a fuck..." About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what I don!t give a fuck..." I literally don!t give a fuck about anything Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup +he girl says ,small, medium, large?, I say ,bitch I don!t give a fuck, -he said ,I can!t process your order if you don!t pick a si.e, I said ,fine, I!ll take a large, but I still don!t give a fuck, alright?, &on!t give a fuck about beverage si.e options motherfucker And I don!t give a fuck about li/uids either +hey!re all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place (ike human semen when I get it all over my face I!m not gay, I )ust don!t give a fuck about straight se0 And fuck my dick, I!ll pee and cum out of my mouth instead. $uck biological functions, fuck the human body I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright I plagiari.e all the time, I do it everyday 1ause I!m on the right track baby, I was born this way And fuck birth, entering the world of space 2 time is a bitch -earching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way &id I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays If I want ice I!ll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag $illing you up and waiting for the water to free.e is a motherfucking drag You know what? $uck the word fuck, I don!t need to use it I!ll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus I don!t a give a chainsaw..." About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what I don!t give a chainsaw..." I literally don!t give a chainsaw about anything If there was a contest to see who doesn!t give a fuck the most I wouldn!t win cause I don!t give a fuck about winning yo I don!t even give a fuck about not giving a fuck, so I do give a fuck... wait, what? I give a fuck..." About everything, I love everyone and care about everything I give a fuck..." I literally care about every motherfucking thing