Aperture Science

by Stefan Serb

This is Aperture Science,
The best example of human reliance.
Our speciality is teleportation,
The biggest advancement of the next generation.

All the subjects here are safe,
Dont mind the turrets strafe
They exercise, what can I say
Thats all they do every day.

Each night we have no rest,
Because we are cursed to be the second best
Black Mesa is the most lucrative,
But Apertures are the most creative!

Our purpose is to test
That is our primary quest
Gels and portals and cores and Chell
Thats the area in witch we excel.

Weve dedicated our whole facility
To help enhance a humans ability
GlaDOS, slingshots, walls of light,
Those are the representations of our might.

She watches you at every turn,
In the end you might just burn!
But your survival determination,
Its only matched by Weathleys retardation.

Would you like a piece of cake?
Or that is more than you can take?
This is Aperture in all its grace,
Now would you mind if Ill take some space?