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Absolutely Amazing!: Beauty of Math!
Absolutely Amazing!: Beauty of Math!
Absolutely amazing!
Beauty of Math!
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
1x1=1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
101%
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
If:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
If:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
Universal Facts:
• Earth is referred to as the BLUE PLANET. WHY? Because from space,
the oceans combined with our atmosphere make our planet look blue.
• The Peregrine Falcon around 200mph (320 km/h) is the fastest bird on
the planet, the top speed recorded is 242.3mph (390 km/h).
• The gravity on Mars is 38% of that found on Earth. So a 100 pounds
person on Earth would weigh 38 pounds on Mars.
• The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop,
who left his "signature" on the keyboard.
• Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
• The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops
in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
• Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie.
• Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. Al
Bernstein
• Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have
let go. William Feather
• Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
disinclination to do so. Douglas Adams
• Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. J. Paul Getty
• A 100-pound person on Earth would weigh 38 pounds on Mars.
• The Earth gets heavier each day by tons, as meteoric dust settles on it.
• Many believe that if all of the candles on a birthday cake are blown out
with one breath, while making a silent wish, the wish will come true.
Motorists who talk on cell phones are more impaired than drunk
drivers with blood-alcohol levels exceeding .08!
One quarter of the bones in our body are in our feet!
One quarter of the human brain is used to control the eyes.
Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the
phone as the radiation is 1000 times.
Do not take pills with COOL water.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
Fit in water in your busy schedule
Water is a great cleanser. When consumed in sufficient quantities, it
washes off toxins from within your body.
Adequate intake of water tones up your skin. It prevents kidney
stones and constipation.
When you drink water it reduces the chances of colon cancer.
Water quenches your thirst and it can even satisfy your hunger.
The brain believes in the images it receives
So creative visualisation can quickly top up your happiness levels.
Imagine the sun sending heat and light to your arms and legs.
Soak in that sensation and feel the joy slowly seeping in.
Animal Facts:
A chicken will lay bigger and stronger eggs if you change the lighting in
such a way as to make them think a day is 28 hours long!
A rat can fall from a five story building without injury.
At one 'feeding', a mosquito can absorb one and a half times its own
weight in blood.
Generic:
The name `India’ is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which
were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred to the
river Indus as the Sindhu.
The Baily Bridge is the highest bridge in the world. It is located in the Ladakh
valley between the Dras and Suru rivers in the Himalayan mountains. It was
built by the Indian Army in August 1982.
Proud to be Indian !
Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge
rock.
Some of the king’s wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply
walked around it.
Many loudly blamed the king for not keeping the roads clear, but none did
anything about getting the big stone out of the way.
On approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to
move the stone to the side of the road.
The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the king indicating
that
the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway.
Tickled by Life
This is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the
roadside.
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so
he never listened to the radio.
His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he
sold lots of hotdogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales.
His sales and profit went up.
He ordered more a more raw material and buns and use to sale more. He
recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers.
He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and
better stove.
As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from
College, joined his father.
Then something strange happened.
The son asked, “Dad, aren’t you aware of the great recession that is coming
our way?” The father replied, “No, but tell me about it.” The son said, “The
international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We
should be prepared for the coming bad times.”
The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers,
listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice
should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the
his raw material order and buns, took down the colourful signboard, removed
all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer
as enthusiastic.
He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer
people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand. And his sales started coming
down rapidly, same is the profit.
The father said to his son, “Son, you were right”. “We are in the middle of a
recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time.”
It’s all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we
think.
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and
gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had
promised. That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn’t sleep as
he kept wondering if the girl and hidden some sweets from him the way he
had hidden his best marble.
She is a Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
She is a woman If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable... ...
25 crore in school
HUSBANDS QUERY
AS
BEGIN
UPDATE MyBankAccout
UPDATEMyLocker
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;
what is love
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. I m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
-:- Girl hugs him -:-
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes
broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she
loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that
she would live even though it meant that he would die.
No one really knows what tomorrow holds in store for you, you might not live
to see the next day and sometimes you have to tell someone something but
run out of time to do so. So take five minutes out of your time to tell
someone you love them because you really never know if this is the last day
of your life.
So take five minutes out of your time to tell someone you love them because
you really never know if this is the last day of your life.... Hope everyone
realizes and feels what true love is....
***1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than
her age.
***2.. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after
marriage you have to go around her twice to completely HUG her.
***3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt
because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres
and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
***4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala,
aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji,aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those
paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic
gas disorder.
***5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your
monthly phone bill.
6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde.Only later
do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to
cover her gray hair.
***7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki
saas
bi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
9. She always thought that Hyderabad is a state and covers the whole of
south india until she met you.
10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to
"walk out"
*11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you
have in your home town.
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and
"How are you"
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.
1)Her mother! looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT's/REC's.
2)Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."
3)She shudders if you use four letter words.
***4)She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well
Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconutoil
from her hair.)
*7)Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname
combined (unless you are from Andhra)
***8)When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure whether it is for the
Dog or for herself.
9)For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears
silk saris in the Hyderabad heat without looking too uncomfortable while you
are melting in your singlet.
12)Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like
Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation' )
14)She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.
15)You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got a plenty of it...
***16)Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts
worn by WWF wrestlers..
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay Rs200 for a Rs100 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rs100 for a Rs200 item that she
doesn't need.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
NOT try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
New argument.
Project
! If Even a day should go by when i don't say i love you,
May never a moment go by without you knowing that i do !
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Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired
soon.
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Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
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Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .
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Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
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Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's
sleeping !
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Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with
a single candle lighted.
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Karan Johar Method (director):
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
You don't understand right... Ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!
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Take the lion to Australia or US.. And kill it in a good scenic location.
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Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. The Lion will drop dead
just watching!
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Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.
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Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
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Great Story
"A little boy and his father were walking on the mountains.
Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh! !!"
Yes, the bad weather did leave its mark on the big, strong mountain – an
erosion here, an erosion there but that didn’t make a difference. The snow
made its home on the mountain, yet it never complained of feeling cold but
was rather proud of the beauty the snow added to it. When the snow
melted away, it took with it the mountain soil - a souvenir of the mountain.
The strong winds too would take with them something from the mountain,
but still the mountain stood there big and strong, beautiful and radiant.
The little girl wondered why we couldn’t be like the big strong mountain. In
spite of all our troubles, no matter who tramples all over us, if we could be
like the big, strong mountain, how nice it would be – no tears, no sorrows
and no complaints.
Yes, you too can be like the big, strong mountain, but for that my dear, you
have to weather the storms in your life first, experience the pleasant and
unpleasant and learn from it. Remember, no one can do any harm to you
unless you allow it. If you are cool and calm in all your moments,
then you too can be like the big, strong mountain.
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a
woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said,
"And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry
for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why
women cry.
God said:
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone
else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and
fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all
circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry he! r husband through his faults and
fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside
him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use
whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the
clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs
her hair.
There was a lion who feared nothing except the crowing of cocks.
A chill would go down his spine whenever he heard a cock crowing.
One day he confessed his fear to the elephant, who was greatly amused.
“How can the crowing of a cock hurt you?” he asked the lion.
MYSTERY....Nice One
Mystery.....Read.....Its
really strange
History Mystery
Have a history teacher
explain this----- if they can.
INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half....
2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below