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Who wore it better?

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!nny Te"t Posts
# $ont !n$erstan$ why things are
%!n si&e$' theres really nothing
(%!n) abo!t a s*aller portion si&e
i wanna a!$ition %or all the !gly roles in
*o+ies be,a!se i% yo! get the part yo!re in
a *o+ie whi,h is ,ool b!t i% yo! $on-t get
the part it *eans that yo!-re not !gly
eno!gh %or it whi,h is also ,ool
roses are bla,.
+iolets are bla,.
i* blin$
blin$ people are going to %in$ this
o%%ensi+e
# $on-t thin. blin$ people are going to
%in$ anything
/hy were the #n$ians
here %irst0
They ha$ reser+ations
So wo!l$ Spi$er1*an-s
a,robati,s be re%erre$ to as
Peter Par.o!r0
Yo! *ean his ara,nobati,s0
# TH2E/ A 32APE #N THE A#2 TO 4AT4H #T #N
MY MOUTH BUT #T /ENT TOO H#3H AND H#T
THE 4E#5#N3 AND THE2E /AS A SP#DE2
THE2E AND THE SP#DE2 E55 AND SO D#D THE
32APE AND THEY BOTH 5ANDED ON MY A4E
AND # ST#55 HA6EN-T STOPPED S42EAM#N3
i rea$ the %irst line in *y hea$ in the t!ne o% ,all *e
*aybe i* so st!pi$
# threw a grape in the air
# went to ,at,h it # swear
#t hit a spi$er that %ell
an$ now they-re on *y %a,e

J!st google$' Oba*a white7 #
$i$nt .now what # was e"pe,ting7

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