Chapter 1

Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. Th
ere was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fa
t. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "Okay," Rebecca replied,
"I like poop." Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop
. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a wiener.
Chapter 2
"Why are we here?" Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener in a long, thin str
ip. It was wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The pee-pee got on th
e woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got m
ixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happil
y ever after.
THE END