Alzenau is astonishing

In a lot of ways
But my poem will be admonishing
To everyone who says
We are not unique
Our only emblems the Golden M
Theres not one alright boutique
That is not alright with them
Though they dont seem to understand
That our town is amazing
Which leads them to pretend
That Im only praising
What I like about it
And thats no skyscraper
Or restaurant with banana split
What matters on my paper
Are the people that you meet
And not the width of your citys main street.
Fuck it.