GET OFF MY LAND: SCRIPT

M: Young Male F: Female LO: Land Owner

M: (shakes fence) bit wobbly
F: *sighs*
M: *groans and sighs*

LO: Im afraid this is private land
M: *sighs*
F: Sorry, I... I thought this was a public footpath
LO: No
F: Im sure it said that this was a public footpath
LO: There are two public footpaths across my land and Im afraid this isnt one of them. As Im sure
you know the law allows you across private land but only on a public footpath
F: *turns away* Come on
M: Were not harming anyone though are we? Eh? What makes it your land anyway?
LO: It er it belonged to my father
M: Whod he get it off?
LO: Its been in my family for generations
M: whod they get it off?
LO: well they probably bought it
M: whod they buy it off?
LO: The previous owner I imagine
M: and before that? And before that? And before that?
LO: Somebody probably fought for it
M: (unzips jacket) alright, Ill fight you for it
F: what?!
M: Ill fight you for it
LO: huh
M: *chuckles* the moral hypocrisy of the land owner and upper classes. What?
F: hmph
M: what?! Ughhhhh
LO: Ok! Lets fight for it!
F: *stuttering* LLlook were going ok? NNo were going, were going
*Gunshot*
F: *hysterical breathing and crying*
*Gunshot*
LO: You know what? Ive got a feeling this is a public footpath