Lil' Nick Saban:

Osama, Obama and Lil Nick,

Which one of these is the biggest prick?

Osama is buried deep down in the sea,
Sent to his grave by the US Navy.

Obamas still here to spread class warfare,
But by this time next year he will be no where.

Alas lil Nick stays in T Town and it seems we are stuck,
To have to put up with that small dick lil fuck.

Napoleon was short and Lil Nick is too,
One succumbed to Tigers, the other Waterloo.

Before I go on, I must give out props,
To the Bama fans who are always tops.

They cheer hard for their Tide and give us some hell,
Yet they are always classy and nice as well.

But back to our subject of Lil Nick Saban,
Is there a runt any more craven?

We are coming for you, we think you are heinous,
Just bend over lil Nick and prepare your anus.

When the Tigers walk in Lil Nick gets the twitches
Because his ass is ours, and its game day bitches!

Ron - 2011