The heart is not an organ for just pumping blood

Well they do say honestly is the best policy, and I think you regret being honest less
often than you regret telling lies.

-Anna, Downton Abbey

It always happens. When you give these little people power, it goes to their head
like strong drink.

-Dowager Countess, Downton Abbey

And descriptive linguistics is a hard limit for me

- Ana, 50 Shades

There are two important days in our life. The day we were born and the day we
realize why.

- Mark Twain

Wait, shortee, you want a book to read or a step-stool? Because I tell you right
now, you ain't stepping on the Goblet of Fire. Don't be fucking with Harry Potter.
Now you can step up on Ulysses everyone says it's so genius, but I call their
bullshit. No one wants to go through all that rambling. Ain't nobody got time for
that.

-Orange is the New Black