Michelle Dobbs

Period 9
The Orcanization
The Orcanization takes many controversial stances on the political issues of today. For
this reason, many are hesitant to rally behind our party, but I know that we will persuade the
public that we are correct in our beliefs.
One of the strong-held notions we hold is that there should be no interspecies marriage
allowed. I know this will be hard to prevent due to the fact that people just love whales so much,
but its becoming quite harmful to the whale population to have so many of them married off to
humans. Long distance relationships are quite emotionally trying for both the whale and the
human person, and if they do try to remedy this issueas they almost always dothrough the
installation of some sort of tank, it greatly restricts the whales mobility and they do not last
long. Humans can keep loving whales all they want, but we will stop the marriage between them
and whales. If you want to marry an animal, either rethink your life or pick one that doesnt roam
the seas, please.
The Orcanization also takes a strong stance in favor of affirmative action, particularly in
aquariums and zoos. Were quite frankly tired of dolphins getting all of the attention. Dolphins
this, dolphins that. Its about time whales get some recognition. We can jump out of the water
too. We demand to start being given higher up positions in places such as Sea World and at all of
those expensive resorts in the Caribbean where people ride dolphins. Whales need to be ridden
once in a while too. Related to this, we would like all texts of Douglas Adams The Hitchhikers
Guide to the Galaxy altered to include whales alongside the supposedly super intelligent
dolphins. Weve met dolphins, and whales are way smarter than them. People need to start to
appreciate all that the whales have done by existing within our oceans, and by that I do not just

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mean buying more products made from their blubber. Its time for whales to get the attention that
they deserve.