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Matt Damon -- 'You will never solve poverty without solving water and sanitation
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I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral,
I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect.. (self.Jokes)
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My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday. (self.Jokes)
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... (self.Jokes)
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What do little miss muffet and ISIS have in common? (self.Jokes)
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I just told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. (self.Jokes)
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If God was a woman. (self.Jokes)
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Turned up five minutes late so missed the rules... (self.Jokes)
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A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he s lost. (self.Jokes)
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Do you know how to tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? (self.Jokes)
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Childish but made me laugh (self.Jokes)
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The Lone Ranger (self.Jokes)
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We learned about the orbitals of an atom today... (self.Jokes)
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I think there are nine vampires coming to my dinner party. (self.Jokes)
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The inventor of autocorrect has died... (self.Jokes)
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I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there. (self.Jokes)
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My girlfriend asked why I carry a gun around the house? (self.Jokes)
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It's so cold outside... (self.Jokes)
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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees... (s
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What do you call a sugary werewolf? (self.Jokes)
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Sunday in church after St. Patrick's Day (self.Jokes)
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Elevators. (self.Jokes)
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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? (self.Jokes)
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Love is like a fart. (self.Jokes)
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What do you call a British dinosaur? (self.Jokes)
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if you fap on a plane is it hijacking? (self.Jokes)

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