Department of Health and Human Services

Health

Public
#4594
Health Resources and Services
Minneapolis, MN 4532

August 12, 1971

Janet Tyler
6786 Baker Street
Minneapolis, MN 84932
Dear Miss. Tyler:
Thank you for applying to the National Department of Health Services (NDHS). We
are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to receive full benefits for
operation #4594. We have received your application and have gone over a list of
suitable areas for your operation to be completed. Due to your previous failures the
NDHS has paid considerable attention to your application.
According to the NDHS policy all clients have a limit of 4 possible operations. Our
records indicate that this is your final operation that can be processed. The agency
that will handle your case #4594 will be Westview Johnson Hospital. The doctor in
charge of operation #4594 will be Doctor Bernardi.
Dr.Bernardi is a specialist in dealing with abnormal case of physical appearances
those clients face. He earned his degree from the institute of John Hopkins Beauty
Institute. He specializes in various types of clinical procedures dealing with sensitive
face disorders. He has had a success rate of 88% out of 100.
If however, the operation does not go as planned the NDHS is not responsible. All
clients must agree to the TERMS OF AGREEMENT of operation before going through
the surgery. If the client still remains in a state of ugliness he/she will face
immediate removal from the utopian society of Acirema.
We wish you nothing but the best and good looks.
If you have any questions please call our toll-free number 1-800-look-good.
Derek Rouse
Vice President,
Department of Health