THE SUNDAY NEWS

TODAYS HEADLINES:
Janet Tyler faces last operation
Actor Debby Williams breaks up with Chad Stone
Governor Bill Smith wins Noble Peace Prize

Janet Tyler, age 23 is facing her final

operation this upcoming Thursday
September 29, 1971 after countless of
failures in trying to make her look
beautiful. Doctor Bernardi the main
doctor in operating on Miss. Tyler stated
in an interview She is an interesting one,
she has high hopes that this final
operation will work. Miss. Tyler will
undergo an intensive two week surgery.
If the surgery goes wrong she will face
immediate removal from the utopian
society.

Actor Debby Williams broke it off with

Chad Stone this Friday September 20 at
the famous Hilton Restaurant. After two
months of being married Debby stated
that He just wasnt the one, I rushed
into things. The divorce will be finalized
next month. Viewers can tune on CCTV
next week to catch the upcoming details
on why Debby really broke it off with
Chad.
Tune in on Tuesday September 25 on
CCTV 8/7 central time.

Governor Bill Smith won the Noble Peace Prize

today at City Hall in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Mr.
Smith has worked diligently in getting rid of all
uglies from the utopian society that was created
years back. Mr. Smith stated It takes hard work to
keep those that interfere with our way of life
outside of our society. Years of keeping our city
safe from the outsiders Mr. Smith has finally been
rewarded for all that he has done.

Name: John Jacobs 24, 62

Qualifications: good at fixing cars
Degree: High school diploma
Reason: Seeking employment

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