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1. If it takes six men one hour to dig six holes, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?
A: Nine.
4. How many seconds are in a year?
A: In Washington D.C.
9. What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Second.
11. A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot
operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
A: TEN (every line making the letters in the word ten is one toothpick. There
are nine lines you draw when writing ten, so there are 9 toothpicks making
TEN)
13. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. You eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What did you eat?
A: The match.
15. Every day, a cyclist crosses the border between Spain and France carrying a bag. No matter how
much custom officials investigate him, they do not know what he is smuggling. Do you?
A: Bicycles.
16. A woman walks into a restaurant and asks the manager for a glass of water. The manager aims a
gun at her, the woman was pleased, said thank you and left. Why?
A: The woman had hiccups and the manager gave her a shock to scare away
her hiccups!
17. There is a man on an island prison, he cannot swim. One day he escapes using nothing but
himself. There is no bridge. How does he do it?
A: He escapes in the winter when the body of water surrounding the island is
frozen. He simply walks away.
18. A man was speeding and ran through a stop sign. Two police officers saw him and just sat there.
Why?
A: He was running.
19. A small defenseless animal lays on the ground in the heat of the sun. Suddenly, it is pulled up and
beaten with sticks. The animal's body is broken, but no one is punished for the crime. Why not?
A: It was a piata.
20. Why is it illegal to bury a man living in South Carolina in North Carolina?
A: There are four feet in the barn, cats have paws, not feet.
22. Is it illegal to marry your widow's sister?
A: They went at the same time but one went at 1:00 in the afternoon and one
went at 1:00 in the morning.
26. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose among three rooms. The first is full
of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions
that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
A: The third. Lions that havent eaten in three years are dead.
27. An electric train is going 40 mph north, the wind is blowing 60 mph south. Which way is
the train's smoke blowing?
29. The fishmonger is 1.8 meters tall. He wears size 8 shoe and wears XXL shirts. What does
he weigh?
A: Fish.
30. A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow
house is made from yellow bricks. What is a green house made from?
A: Glass.
31. A rooster lays on egg on the top of the roof. Which way does it roll?
A: The man was playing Monopoly and when he rolled the dice he landed
on a property he could not afford to pay the rent on.
35. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
A: Mount Everest.
36. A tennis ball has rolled its way down into a hole. This particular hole is extremely deep
and has a sharp bend in the middle, making the ball impossible to retrieve by hand. The
ground around the hole is made of hard clay, so digging the ball out isn't an option. What
could you use to get the ball out?
A: Water. Pour water in the hole and it will float to the top for you to get.
37. There is a fire in a 12 storey building. A man panics and jumps out of the window. How
does he survive?
A: The barber.
39. What 9 letter English word is still a word each time you take away a letter?
40. A man went to sleep and he turned off the light. The next day when he woke up there
were many dead people due to his actions the night before?
A: The man was a lighthouse keeper and when he turned the lights off
the boats couldnt see and crashed into the rocks.
41. What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold.
42. How can FIVE minus two equal 4?
A: A tadpole.
46. Scientists have proven that one side of a cat has more hair. Which side is it?
A: The outside.
47. A man walked all day long but only moved 2 feet. How is this possible?
A: A secret.
49. What are four things that have an "eye" but cannot see?
A: A door.
51. A thief was brought before a king to receive his punishment. The king, feeling
merciful, asked the thief how he would like to die. The thief told him, and the king let
him go. How did the thief wish to die?
What's happening?
A: Impact killed him. The man was swimming in a lake and there was
a fire in the forest. A helicopter came to pick up water so the fire
could be put out. It accidentally picked up the man and unknowingly
dumped him from hundreds of feet on to the fire. He hit the ground
and died.
58. A man and his wife were driving in a car, when the wife's behaviour caused him to
stop the car and rush to the nearest house. When he returned to the car, he found his
poor wife at death's door and there was a stranger in the car with her. When the police
arrived, they did not arrest or even question the stranger. How come?
A: The prices for the dogs were: Poodle $8, Labrador $9, Golden
Retriever $10. The first man put down a $10 bill so he could chose
what he wanted. The second man put down $10, one $5 bill and five
$1 bills therefore the clerk knew what the man wanted.
61. A man was outside taking a walk, when it started to rain. The man didn't have an
umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes got soaked, yet not a single hair on
his head got wet. How could this happen?
grandma, uncle, another sister, another mom, another brother, a dad, a father-in-law,
a mother-in-law, another dad and one more uncle. They're all seated comfortably.
How is this possible with only eight chairs?
A: The mom, grandma and mother-in-law are all one person. The
mom, aunt, sister are all one person. The brother and uncle are one
person. The Dad, father-in-law and grandpa are one person. The
sisters are one person. The brothers are one person. The uncles are
one person. The dads are one person. Total amount of people is 8.
63. A miller asks to marry the king's daughter. The king makes a deal with the miller and
says he will write "Yes," on one card and "No" on another card. The miller will have
to draw one card in front of the whole village. The night before the miller was to
draw the card he heard that the king was going to write no on both cards. How can
the miller be sure he gets to marry the king's daughter?
A: He draws his card, rips it up and tells the king to read whats on
the card that isnt ripped. The king will draw the "No" card so the
people will think the millers card said, "Yes."
64. A farmer has a sack of grain, a chicken and a fox. He has to get them across the river
and he can't go around or fly but he does have a boat. He can only take one thing at a
time across the river. How can he get them across?
A: Take the chicken over and leave the fox and the grain. Go get the
fox drop it off and pickup the chicken. Take the chicken back across
and pickup the grain and leave the chicken. Drop the grain off with
the fox and take the chicken over now all of them are on one side!
65. You are coming back from a vacation. You want to go to village A. People from
Village A always tell the truth, never lie. People from Village B always lie and never
tell the truth. So, you come across two paths one leads to village A and the other
leads to village B. You don't know which is which. A person comes from behind you.
You don't know whether he is from village A or B. What can you ask him to choose
the right path to village A?
A: "Can you point to the path which leads to the village you are
from?" (If he is the truth teller and is from village A, hell point to
village A. If hes the liar from village B, hell lie and point to village A.)
66. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so
unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact,
nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you
still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.
A: The boy runs halfway across the bridge and turns around. The
boy looks like he is running to the island and is sent to the mainland.
68. AJ, Celeste, Juan, Kara, Lily, and Randy all live on Redwood Avenue. Each of their
house numbers has three digits, but the only digits in their house numbers are 2, 3, 5,
and 6. The same digit may appear in one address more than once.
AJs house number is Juans house number doubled.
Juan lives next to Lily and right across from Randy.
Randys number is the lowest on the street.
Celestes number is a higher number than AJs but has the same three digits as his.
They both have the same digit in the hundreds place.
Karas house number is the reverse of Juans.
What is each persons street address?
A: A watermelon. The flesh to eat, the juice to drink, the rind to feed
the pig and the seeds to grow a crop.
70. One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
A: Day to night, dead men cannot fight, back to back how could they
face each other, swords dont shoot.
71. 500 at the beginning, 500 at the end,
5 in the middle is seen,
The first of all letters, the first of all figures
Take up their stations between,
String them all together, and you will see
The name of an ancient king.
A: Almost.
75. A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How
did he do it?
76 What hefty 7 letter word can you take away 2 letters and it makes eight?
A: Weighty! Take away the W and the Y and you have the word
eight.
78. Mr. and Mrs. Smith have seven daughters. If each daughter has a brother how
many children do Mr. and Mrs. Smith have?
A: Son of a gun.
80. What number can you take half of and leave nothing?
A: 8 -> o
81. An old man had been browsing for some time. He finally walked up to the girl
behind the counter and handed her a book. She looked at the tag on the inside
cover and said, "That's 4.50 please." The man handed her the money and
promptly walked away without the book. The girl saw him leave empty-handed
but she didn't call out to him in any way. Why?
A: Light.
84. There are 2 men who are hairdressers. They are the only ones in town.
Everyone in town goes to them and never goes to hairdressers out of town. You
decide to go to the hairdressers. The one on the left has a big bald patch in the
middle of his head. The one on the right's hair is lovely and shiny with no hair
out of place. So, which one do you choose, the one on the left, or the one on the
right?
85 Henry walked down the street and bumped into his old friend from university.
"I haven't seen you for ages! I've married someone you wouldn't know." said the
young friend . "This is our daughter!"
"And what's your name, girl?" Henry asked the little girl who was holding his
friend's hand.
"It's the same as my mummy!" Said the girl.
"Oh so it's Teagan, is it?" Henry asked.
He was right! How did he know the girl's name?
A: The old friend of Henrys was the mother of the little girl! Most people would
assume that Teagan Senior (the friend) was a man because Henry was a
man! So Henry just said the name of his friend!