B L A C K FRIDAY

USING A POWERFUL
ASTRINGENT

B LOOD B ATH
Curabitur leo

Maecenas

*Holiday fun can quickly turn into a blood

bath that not even the most high powered
astringent can scour you from your carpets.
If there must be blood make it clean cut
and fast, and if possible put down a towel.

*And as always ladies if you have to make it

look like a triple murder suicide.

*Girl got to have it!

You may not be the first to have in
your hands but you better be the
last. Remember girls take what is
yours because a man doesnt like a
woman that comes home empty
handed.

Two Dirty Rats

&
T W O D I R T Y R AT S A N D A
HEDGEHOG
1234 Main Street, Anytown, State ZIP
(123) 456-7890

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B L A C K F R I DAY S U R V I VA L G U I D E
Keep calm my pretties and
BUY, BUY, BUY!!!!!!
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS . . .

*Our dedication and motivation is to increase

the awareness of the vital importance of
preparing for Black Friday shopping.
When Black Friday arrives, we desire

Stop, Look & Listen for the

greatest sales

Be Prepared to tote your

loot!

to be in your conscious when youre rushing

to buy a set of towels agains a vicious mother
of three.
We provide the top 10 tips to survive
the most likely of unfortunate circumstances
on the busiest of days.
Primping is essential

As is looking FAB-U-LOUS

Stay alert and alive ladies, the

bargains are waiting!

Shock your husband with a

set holiday who-be-whatie

Window shopping is for the

birds