Shehata 1 ‘Ahmed Shehata = ae uwer 1102 yod WN > Instructor: Fran Voltz Com aces - oct 1, 2014 Me Journal 5:"Solving the book crisis” For years books have been taking space up in libraries and causing health problems. People go into the library to educate themselves, but it is difficult to do so when there are so ‘many books that take up 85% of the space in the library. Nobody uses the books and there is always a long line of people waiting to use the space to study at the library. About 10% of people die inthe library due to book shelves being so heavy that they tip over and bury people. Some people die from contact right away due to the books being heavy and falling on the heador the ‘emergency crew can’t dig them out of the mountain of books in time so they suffocate. In addition 25% of the people who enter int6 the library get asthma because of all the dust that the books have on them. This is hazardous and in the long run the asthma causes people to die 10 years earlier than they normally should. There is on other problem that is involved in this horrific cri orth people cannot reserve the litte space that is available in the library, thus these people end up failing their classes. This means that these pupils either drop out of school or flunk out that means thatthe erime rates nerease dramatically because the people must do illegal acti ities to support themselves and their family. Most big corporations will not hire you unless you have a degree and people cannot manage to go through college successfully because the library is a dangerous zone and does not provide enough space for everyone at the university to study.Shehata 2 Many people have tried to come up with solutions to solve this epidemic, but all have failed miserably. Some have even lost their lives trying to solve this problem, which means that this really is affecting not only our nation, but our neighboring countries. This is a worldwide problem, But there is nothing to fear for I have come up with she roof plan that not even Poseidon himself could penetrate and expose the flaws. First off we melt the books and mold the paper back into trees, because if you think about it our planet has lost 27% of its oxygen because ‘we have cut down so many trees. Now if we mold the boot ‘back into trees and plant them across the globe we should get 19% of our oxygen that we lost back. Now most people are wondering what about the other 8%, well it’s lost and we will never be able to get it back, but that’s fine we will have enough oxygen to sustain our planet for another 35,000 years. Molding these books back together is going to open up so many opportunities for people to get jobs. And the crime rates easily will decrease 39% thus creating it safer for kids to go out and play without ever having to be scared of something bad happening to them. Now that we have gotten rid of all the books, the library will have so much more space that everyone in the universities will be able to use the libraries whenever they want. The people done can go into the library get their study on and walk out of those doors confident that they will be able to pass all their classes with A’s. This will make the success rate sky rocket and people will be able to support their families. This might possibly be the best thing that will ever happen to ‘mankind. For years books have been plaguing us and it has left our economy in a drought that we seemed to have been stuck in and could ind a solution. But I found one and this solution will work tryou look at all the statistics shown you will see that health increases and gets better. People will live longer. There will not be as much crime in the streets and people will be able toShehata 3 walk around and feel safe. Our economy is going to be better than the fearing fwenties. This will help us all around. Now I’m not saying that there are no naysayers, because there are and they do not agree with my plan because they think that books actually teach us something. I mean can you believe that they actually believe all the nonsense that these books try and teach us? No one uses books anymore and they are dangerous, it is all about computers and tablets these days. The books give you these authors that could be made up and they could be giving us false information, I mean anyone can write a book and say that whatever they wrote in it is true. That’s why we have the internet now and everything you read on the internet is true, it even says that. So we have to tum these books back into trees because it is the only way to restore our universe and get everything back to equilibrium. We will need to execute anyone that tries to smuggle books or use the black ‘market to get one, because these people are considered temoris’and a big threat to society. We will not take this issue lightly because we know what it is like to have books around and without them our nation will become stronger and better. So that was my solution to solving this book problem we have encountered and I don’t just believe it will work, I know it’s going to work. And it could not hurt to try because we are con the brink of total chaos and our problems could not get any wor Now I will not be benefiting off this solution that I present to you guys because I never use the library and I read books all the time. I read books all the time and I believe that these stories presented in the books are true and not fictional, but most people would disagree with on at hy I present this solution to help the majority of the people become well. I cannot gain anything from this solution but I can lose everything I stand for. It will just make me feel like a better person if I present this idea to the people. e oT . i wes. woe Se ave Kore wom I » TE N'A just get Hd oF eM my bose 1618 jot g a ig Ell drove darn books! Le